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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Transitive Memes

Posts tagged with Transitive

If A = B And B = C, Then Physicists Need A New Numbering System

Physics Math Science
1 year ago 28.0K views 0 shares
If A = B And B = C, Then Physicists Need A New Numbering System
The guy's not wrong. The Zeroth Law basically says if A = B and B = C, then A = C. It's like discovering your coffee mug is the same temperature as your desk, and your desk is the same temperature as your keyboard, so—shocking revelation—your coffee mug is the same temperature as your keyboard. Physicists really spent centuries figuring that out and then had to awkwardly insert it as the "Zeroth" law because they'd already numbered the others. Classic scientific numbering crisis. Next they'll tell us water is wet.

The Mathematical Utopia Of Love

Math
1 year ago 30.0K views 0 shares
The Mathematical Utopia Of Love
Mathematicians turning romance into utopia! This meme brilliantly applies mathematical relation properties to love: Reflexive : Everyone would love themselves (self-love for all!) Symmetric : If person A loves person B, then person B loves person A back (no unrequited love!) Transitive : If person A loves person B, and person B loves person C, then person A would also love person C (goodbye jealousy, hello polyamorous paradise!) No wonder we'd have flying cars and futuristic cities—we'd skip all the relationship drama and focus on innovation instead! The perfect mathematical solution to heartbreak that sadly violates the chaotic axioms of human emotions.

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