The Only Black Hole That Gets Stronger When You Open The Fridge

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The Only Black Hole That Gets Stronger When You Open The Fridge

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When astrophysics meets pet ownership! This furry black dog with its round shape and dark fur creates the perfect visual pun on a black hole. While actual black holes operate on Einstein's theory of general relativity with gravitational fields so intense that nothing—not even light—can escape their event horizon, this domestic "black hole" operates on the principle of infinite canine hunger. The gravitational pull of those puppy eyes is practically measurable in treats per second! Unlike cosmic black holes that emit Hawking radiation, this one emits sad whimpers until food magically disappears into its adorable singularity. Scientists are still calculating the exact equation for how quickly kitchen floors are cleaned when this phenomenon is present.

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