But Without Air Resistance

Nice try, Einstein! This driver is desperately trying to outsmart the officer with some creative physics. When he claims his velocity was "-10 mph relative to the guy who overtook me," he's technically using the principle of relative motion correctly... just not in a way that will get him out of a ticket! 😂 In physics, relative velocity DOES matter - if you're in a train moving at 60mph and walk forward at 3mph, you're moving at 63mph relative to the ground. But the law doesn't care about your reference frame! The speed limit is measured relative to the road, not other speeding cars! The negative velocity is just a sneaky way of saying "I was going slower than the other guy" - which is probably true, but definitely not a get-out-of-ticket-free card!

The ultimate electrical engineering cult. Buddhist monks chanting "Ohm" to a giant resistor while the banner reads "JOIN THE RESISTANCE." It's the perfect circuit for enlightenment - low current, high spiritual impedance. Somewhere, Georg Ohm is either laughing or filing a copyright claim from the afterlife.

The eternal disciplinary turf war visualized as a bell curve! The majority in the middle (68% with IQs 85-115) claim "electricity is physics," while both the left and right tails (the 0.1% geniuses and, uh, not-so-geniuses) insist "electricity is chemistry." What's really happening here is the horseshoe theory of scientific understanding. The average folks stick to conventional wisdom, while both extremes recognize that electron movement (physics) is fundamentally about electron orbital interactions (chemistry). Meanwhile, mathematicians are quietly chuckling in the corner because they know it's all just applied differential equations anyway.

The legendary "post-nut clarity" phenomenon strikes again! Physics students know the struggle—sometimes you need that brief moment of cognitive enhancement when differential equations look like hieroglyphics. While others seek pleasure for pleasure's sake, dedicated science students are strategically harnessing temporary cognitive boosts to tackle those impossible problem sets! Newton probably never included THIS method in his principia, but desperate times call for desperate measures when you're facing quantum mechanics at 3 AM!

Room temperature in Celsius? About 20°C. Room temperature in Fahrenheit? Around 68°F. But room temperature in Kelvin ? That's a whopping 293K! So when someone tries to insult your intelligence by comparing it to "room temperature IQ," just channel your inner Lord Kelvin and cackle maniacally! The joke's on them - they forgot to specify units! In science, precision is everything, my dear experimental subjects! *adjusts safety goggles while giggling uncontrollably*

Twitter: "Last book that made you cry?" Student: "University Physics with Modern Physics 14th Edition by Hugh D. Young, Roger A. Freedman" The actual author responds: "No doubt tears of joy." Random person: "I used this book to press my tofu tonight. It brought me joy." Author again: "In pressing your tofu, you were applying a normal force (Chapter 4) and increasing the bulk stress on the tofu (Chapter 11). Well played!" Physics textbooks: simultaneously devastating students' will to live and perfectly compressing soybean curds since 1949. The duality of science!