Assumptions Memes

Engineering textbooks exist in their own reality where penguins are perfect cylinders and friction doesn't exist unless it's making your homework harder. Nothing says "practical application" quite like calculating the aerodynamics of a spherical chicken in a vacuum. Next problem: determine the tensile strength of your remaining sanity after solving this.

This is engineering in its purest form! First, they simplify π to exactly 3 (mathematicians are screaming right now). Then gravity becomes π² because why not? Air resistance? Pfft, who needs that complexity! And suddenly gravity jumps to 10 m/s² because round numbers are prettier than 9.8. But the real magic happens when the assumptions start reflecting real engineering life - multitasking on seventeen projects while running on two hours of sleep! The purple teletubbies at the bottom are the perfect representation of engineers huddling together, somehow making everything work despite their hilariously questionable physics assumptions. Remember, it's not wrong if it works... and you document your assumptions!

The eternal battle between engineers and physicists in one perfect tweet! Engineers love to simplify problems by saying "let's ignore friction" in their calculations, creating those perfect spherical cows in vacuum scenarios that make physicists cringe. Meanwhile, Twitter's fact-checking algorithm is like that one professor who writes "SEE ME" in red pen across your elegant solution. The username "@f*ckphysics" really seals the deal on this engineering rebellion against reality's annoying constraints.