Assume The Bunny To Be Spherical

Found the physics major. Nothing says "instant friendship" like bonding over Maxwell's equations and the collective trauma of Griffiths' Electrodynamics textbook. That blue hedgehog knows what's up—skip the small talk and go straight for the divergence of the electric field. The rest of us are still trying to figure out why our phone chargers sometimes work and sometimes don't.

The physics joke that never gets old—unlike that resistor. What we have here is a police officer straddling what appears to be a four-band resistor, with "STOP RESISTING" as the punchline. Electrical engineers everywhere just snorted coffee through their noses. The resistor's literal job is to resist electrical current, so telling it to stop is like asking water to stop being wet. Next time your circuit fails, remember: some components are just born to rebel against authority.

Taking the classic phase diagram from thermodynamics and replacing every single state with "salad" is peak scientific humor. In real phase diagrams, we'd see transitions between solid, liquid, and gas based on temperature and pressure, but here the viscosity vs. solid food fraction gives us... just salad. Different consistencies, different compositions, but ultimately the universe conspires to serve you leaves in a bowl. The "also salad" point is particularly brilliant—even at the critical phase transition, you're not escaping the leafy tyranny. It's basically saying that no matter how you manipulate your food parameters, the culinary outcome is predetermined. The second law of salad-dynamics cannot be violated!

The elegant bear in the tuxedo knows what's up. Converting between radians and degrees is the mathematical equivalent of choosing between metric and imperial units—except one makes you look sophisticated and the other gets your spacecraft crashed into Mars. For the uninitiated: Planck's constant (ℏ) divided by 2π gives you the reduced Planck constant in radians. Divide by 360 instead, and you've just committed the cardinal sin of using degree mode on your calculator during a physics exam. Your professor can smell this mistake from three classrooms away.

Mike's face says it all—thermodynamics isn't just a subject, it's an existential crisis . That equation (dQ = dU + p·dV) is the First Law of Thermodynamics, essentially saying energy can't be created or destroyed, just transferred while making everyone's life complicated. The smoke around him perfectly symbolizes the mental fog that descends when trying to balance energy equations at 2AM before finals. Energy is conserved, but your sanity? Absolutely not. The face of someone who just realized the universe is just one giant heat transfer problem that ends in maximum entropy.

That moment when the wing flaps deploy during takeoff and your soul leaves your body! 😱 While regular folks are gripping their armrests in terror, engineering nerds are having the time of their lives watching Bernoulli's principle in action. Those wing flaps are literally redirecting airflow to create more lift—pure physics poetry in motion! Next time you fly, remember: that "terrifying" mechanical noise is just the sound of science keeping you from becoming a very expensive lawn dart. ✈️