It's All Going So Fast

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It's All Going So Fast

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The scientific breakthrough we absolutely needed right now: teleportation. Because regular transportation wasn't chaotic enough. The image shows two researchers looking suspiciously pleased with themselves next to what's clearly just a wireframe model of a wormhole that someone made after watching Interstellar while sleep-deprived. Quantum supercomputer is code for "we connected two gaming PCs and ran a screensaver from 1998." The casual "sure why NOT add teleportation" energy perfectly captures how we're all processing scientific news these days—somewhere between complete exhaustion and "might as well happen." Next week: Oxford discovers unicorns are just horses wearing party hats.

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