Marketing Memes

The beauty industry's finest marketing trick: slapping a chemical structure on the bottle and calling it "dermatologically tested." That hexagon with a checkmark isn't just any hexagon—it's cyclohexane, a petroleum-derived solvent that's about as "sensitive" to your skin as sandpaper is to a balloon. The irony of putting "Dermo Sensitive" next to a chemical that could strip paint off your car is just *chef's kiss*. Next time someone asks about your skincare routine, just say "Oh, I bathe in industrial solvents now. It's very European."