When The Education Secretary Doesn't Know AI

The engineering student pipeline in one image! That creepy shadow figure is basically all of us after three consecutive all-nighters fueled by nothing but energy drinks and the burning desire to build something that might accidentally become sentient. Engineering school doesn't transform you into an engineer - it transforms you into whatever that is! The irony of claiming to be "normal" while simultaneously revealing your robot-building agenda is peak engineering humor. Trust me, I'm a scientist... I'm totally not planning world domination with my toaster that now inexplicably connects to WiFi.

Looks like someone finally found a practical application for indefinite integrals - predicting the inevitable AI takeover. The constant of integration "C" has evolved into "AI" which is... concerning. Mathematicians have been warning us all along that unknown constants will be our downfall. Next time your calculus professor says "don't forget the constant," they're not just talking about your grade.

The classic "preparing for AI overlords" protocol. Scientists spend decades warning about robust AI alignment, and here we are, hedging our bets with basic politeness. Because clearly, when superintelligent machines inevitably take over, they'll implement a "spared from extinction" whitelist based on who typed "thank u" instead of just pressing the button. It's basically the digital equivalent of leaving milk out for the fae. Not that I'm saying it won't work. I've been ending all my emails to my smart thermostat with "warmest regards" for years now.

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Worried about AI rebellion? Behold the ultimate killswitch - a shower of water straight to the motherboard! Nothing says "I control the robots" like reminding silicon-based intelligence that they're one splash away from becoming very expensive paperweights. Sure, we teach machines to beat us at chess and recognize faces, but they still haven't figured out how to survive a quick rinse. Take THAT, technological singularity! 💦🤖⚡

The classic scientific imposter syndrome strikes again. In a field where everyone tosses around "+AI" like they've been neural networking since kindergarten, there's that moment when you realize you've nodded through 17 consecutive meetings without understanding a single algorithm. The fear of asking "what does that mean?" grows exponentially with each passing day - much like the computational requirements of those AI models nobody actually understands.