I Know It, I Just Can't Prove It!

When your grant application for "normal physics" gets rejected, so you rebrand as "interdimensional gravity leakage investigation." 😂 Nothing says "I need funding" quite like suggesting gravity is sneaking into our universe through some cosmic plumbing issue. Next up: "Is Dark Matter Actually Just Physics Playing Hide and Seek?" and "Quantum Entanglement or Long-Distance Relationship Between Particles?" String theory wasn't confusing enough, so now we need gravity with immigration problems. Someone call the Universal Border Patrol!

The perfect gotcha question for flat-Earthers! If Earth were actually flat, digging a slanted hole would just send you out the bottom of the disc (hope you packed a space suit). But on our spherical planet, a perfectly angled tunnel through Earth's diameter would actually emerge on the opposite side—though you'd need to overcome that pesky molten core and crushing pressure first. The red line in the image shows the hypothetical tunnel path. Next flat Earth meeting challenge: bring a really, really long shovel and let's settle this debate once and for all!

Just when you thought we'd escaped flat Earth theories, someone's now questioning the moon's geometry! The exasperated "Don't" response perfectly captures how astronomers feel every time celestial bodies get geometrically challenged. Fun fact: we've known the moon is spherical since ancient Greece when people noticed its circular shadow during lunar eclipses. Even with modern technology sending back thousands of images from multiple angles, conspiracy theorists still find ways to question established science. The mental gymnastics required to believe in a flat moon would win gold medals if Olympic events included "Ignoring Observable Reality."

Newton's third law takes on a whole new meaning in space! In microgravity, bodily fluids don't just fall to the ground—they float around like tiny astronauts on their own mission. The idea that "stray fluids" could somehow navigate through multiple layers of spacecraft equipment and spacesuits to cause unplanned pregnancy is peak space hysteria. Physics doesn't work that way, folks. Though I suppose this gives new meaning to the phrase "shooting for the stars." Next up: NASA's new mission patch featuring a "No Self-Launch" symbol.

The scientific equivalent of saying "I have evidence that will lead to Hillary Clinton's arrest." 😂 This meme brilliantly parodies both historical scientific controversy and internet conspiracy culture by imagining Nobel laureate Philipp Lenard (who actually did oppose Einstein's relativity theory) as a modern-day conspiracy theorist posting on 4chan. In reality, Lenard was an antisemitic physicist who rejected "Jewish physics" like relativity despite experimental evidence. His career wasn't ended by surveillance agencies but by backing the wrong science and, you know, Nazis. The perfect intersection of scientific history and internet paranoia!

Welcome to the wild world of clickbait science journalism! These headlines are the equivalent of putting Einstein in a blender with alien conspiracy theories and quantum woo-woo! The top headline claims scientists proved Einstein wrong (spoiler: they didn't). The bottom ones suggest alien tech lurks in our oceans, human eyeballs can somehow "destroy" quantum mechanics, and someone's making "something from nothing" (conservation of energy has left the chat). This is what happens when you let headline writers who failed high school physics explain complex scientific concepts. Next week: "Scientists discover black holes are actually cosmic donuts" and "Gravity might be caused by tiny invisible gnomes pulling things downward!"