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Sänks For Se Kwästschen
Engineering Tech Physics Materials
5 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
Sänks For Se Kwästschen
German engineering stereotypes meet semiconductor physics in this masterpiece. The meme captures that moment at every tech conference when someone with a thick German accent explains how they've miniaturized transistors by another few nanometers, and everyone in the room gets inexplicably excited. Because nothing says "scientific breakthrough" like making already microscopic components even smaller. The semiconductor industry's entire existence is basically "make small thing smaller," and somehow we're all impressed every single time. Revolutionary.

The Foreign Language Of Chemistry
Chemistry Science
6 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
The Foreign Language Of Chemistry
Chemistry students don't need Duolingo—they've been struggling with German compound words since freshman year! While French and Spanish get the friendly "Bonjour" and "Hola" treatment, chemists get hit with monstrosities like "Heizölrückstoßabdämpfung" (heating oil recoil dampening). German chemical terminology is basically what happens when you let a cat walk across your keyboard but somehow it becomes a legitimate scientific concept. The true foreign language of chemistry isn't found on any continent—it's buried in those journal articles with words longer than your attention span.

The Germanic Word Construction Factory
Science
11 days ago 3.5K views 0 shares
The Germanic Word Construction Factory
The Germanic approach to word creation is basically "why use many words when one massive compound word will do?" While English borrows terms from everywhere like a kleptomaniac at a yard sale, German just smashes existing words together with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. That number "5555" becomes the tongue-twisting "Fünf­Tausend­Fünf­Hundert­Fünf­Und­Fünfzig" – literally stacking "five thousand five hundred five and fifty" into a single lexical monstrosity. It's linguistic efficiency through brute force. Next time you're learning German vocabulary, bring a neck brace – those compound words can cause whiplash.