Listen up, cosmic comrades! The Schwarzschild radius is that critical boundary where gravity goes berserk and creates a black hole's point of no return. Named after German physicist Karl Schwarzschild, it's pronounced "SHVARTS-shild" with that delicious German guttural sound. When Americans say "SCHWARZ-child" or worse, "SCHWARZ-shield," German astrophysicists feel their souls leaving their bodies faster than light escaping a collapsing star! It's like hearing someone call Einstein "Eensteen" while eating a hot dog with ketchup. BLASPHEMY OF THE HIGHEST SCIENTIFIC ORDER!
Oh Schwarzschild, That's Not How You Say It!
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