Are You A Top Or A Bottom Bracket?

The existential crisis every physics student faces when they realize that our most advanced nuclear technology is essentially just a fancy kettle. Splitting atoms to... *checks notes*... boil water? Billions in research, decades of development, and terrifying destructive potential - all to create steam that turns a turbine. Talk about the ultimate anticlimax! It's like discovering the secret ingredient in your grandma's legendary sauce is just ketchup.

The correct answer is E. That boulder's potential energy is just waiting to become kinetic, but physics has a dark sense of humor. When E pushes the stone, it'll roll down, hit the see-saw at C, launch the spear into D, who will fall into the pit. Meanwhile, B keeps walking obliviously, and A stands there contemplating their life choices. But E? Poor E will be crushed by that suspended half-sphere above them that nobody noticed. Conservation of energy, conservation of life expectancy... not so much.

The eternal battle between mathematical purity and engineering practicality! Math professors have existential meltdowns when students dare approximate π as 22/7 (which is off by about 0.04%). Meanwhile, engineers are over here casually setting π equal to 3 and e equal to 3 too because "close enough" is their middle name. Who needs 15 decimal places when a bulldozer has a margin of error measured in inches? Precision is just a social construct when you've got safety factors of 2.5!

The eternal rivalry between physicists and engineers plays out in cartoon form! While physicists are busy arguing about theoretical perfection (and apparently going on strike), engineers are over here like "I know enough to exploit it" - which is basically the engineering motto. Who needs to understand the quantum wave function when you can just make the darn thing work? This is the scientific equivalent of "I don't need to know how the sausage is made, I just need to sell it." Engineers: turning physicists' beautiful equations into actual useful stuff since forever!

The laws of thermodynamics just had a nervous breakdown! This stick figure is proudly announcing their hydroelectric dam has achieved "Q>1" (producing more water than input), which is basically like saying "my downhill water slide somehow creates extra water." Impossibly efficient! Revolutionary! Complete nonsense! The "WAIT" at the end is that beautiful moment when reality crashes the perpetual motion party. Conservation of energy is sitting in the corner, tapping its foot impatiently, waiting for this presenter to realize they've accidentally claimed to have broken the fundamental laws of physics. Next up: square circles and dry water!

The only screw head shown is the Torx—and it's labeled "the fan favorite." Meanwhile, all the other boxes are empty with personality types like "Made to be hated" and "The gremlin." This is basically the engineering equivalent of zodiac signs. Every engineer has a visceral reaction to different fastener types that borders on religious fervor. Phillips heads strip at the slightest provocation, flat heads were clearly designed by someone who hates humanity, and don't get me started on those proprietary Apple screws. The Torx truly is the chosen one—providing actual grip without shredding your screwdriver or your sanity. Engineers will fight to the death over this stuff while normal people back slowly out of the room.