The Pitot Tube Salvation

From Ohm's Law to ice cream cones! That Masters in Electrical Engineering sure comes in handy when scooping the perfect 31 flavors! This is the STEM career trajectory nobody warns you about during those all-nighters in the engineering lab. Spent years calculating impedance and designing circuits only to end up calculating how many sprinkles fit on a waffle cone. The job market really has a way of short-circuiting our dreams! But hey, at least he's not working at Radio Shack—oh wait, they don't exist anymore either.

The hierarchy of mathematical respect in three panels: Mathematics declares itself the cosmic overlord: "I'm everywhere, inevitable, undeniable." Pure, abstract, and smug about it. Physicists reluctantly bow to their mathematical master. They need those equations to describe reality, even if they occasionally mutter "spherical cow" under their breath. Engineers? They're cackling maniacs who treat math like silly putty. "π equals 3? Close enough! Let's quadruple that safety factor and call it a day." The mathematical gods weep, but the bridge still stands.

When engineers order Swedish Fish candy vs. when they order actual engineering parts! McMaster-Carr catalog precision strikes again! That moment when your candy needs technical specifications but your machine parts look suspiciously edible. The engineering brain demands EXACT dimensions for everything—even snacks! 1⅛" of gummy goodness versus a ¼" of... whatever that bottom thing is. Precision is a lifestyle, not a choice!

The eternal arms race between corporate engineers and determined users is beautifully captured here! Corporate devs spend months creating sophisticated adblock detection algorithms, only for passionate open-source programmers to demolish their work in mere hours. It's like watching a high-tech game of whack-a-mole where the moles are armed with energy drinks and keyboard shortcuts. The exhausted engineer's face perfectly captures that "I spent my entire budget on this" moment when they realize their code fortress just got bypassed by someone who did it "for the lulz." The digital resistance continues!

The resistor that couldn't resist! Get it? Because it's LITERALLY a resistor—an electronic component whose entire job is to resist electrical current! The caption "sorry, I couldn't resist" is the perfect electrical engineering dad joke. It's like the resistor is apologizing for failing at its ONE JOB while simultaneously making a pun about its existence. Next time your circuit board acts up, just remember—some components have commitment issues!

The eternal math battle rages on! Fraction users are depicted as dramatic children trying to handle their complicated lives (1/2 + 3/4 = ???), while decimal users just chill like that unbothered bunny. 🐰 Let's be honest - converting fractions is like trying to solve a puzzle while your brain is on fire. Meanwhile, decimal folks are typing 0.5 + 0.75 = 1.25 and hopping away to enjoy their day! No wonder engineers and scientists prefer decimals for calculations. The struggle is REAL! Next time someone tells you fractions are "more precise," just show them this meme and watch them try to calculate 5/8 + 7/12 in their head. The rabbit knows what's up!