The Two Types Of Airplane Passengers

Science fair projects have officially gone TOO FAR! These brave pioneers are pushing boundaries that perhaps should remain... unpushed? Their DIY approach to bioelectrical engineering demonstrates what happens when curiosity meets zero adult supervision. Remember kids, just because you CAN build something doesn't mean you SHOULD. This is what happens when the "hands-on learning" approach gets a bit too literal! 🔌⚡

Engineers and tech enthusiasts everywhere are nodding in agreement! The top panel shows disgust at battery capacity measured in milliampere-hours (mAh) - which is like judging a car by how big its gas tank is. 🙄 Meanwhile, the bottom panel shows pure joy at seeing watt-hours (Wh) - the actual energy content that matters! It's like finally meeting someone who understands that what counts isn't how much coffee your mug holds, but how much caffeine is actually in it. Next time someone brags about their phone's 5000mAh battery, just ask them about the voltage and watch them malfunction. Power move.

Behold the engineering paradox in colorful chart form! The pie chart shows the benefits of being an engineer in 2025, with slices for salary, wellness, stable mental health, and confidence for your future. But wait—there's no legend for what the actual colored slices represent! Is the giant red section "crushing deadlines"? The green slice "caffeine consumption"? The blue "stack overflow dependency"? The yellow "explaining to relatives what you actually do"? Engineers build bridges, design rockets, and create amazing tech, but apparently can't make a properly labeled chart. Pure chaotic genius! The ultimate engineer move: creating a visualization that raises more questions than it answers. 10 years of experience and still making charts that would make a data scientist weep!

The mathematical horror story no engineer wants to read! This textbook is basically saying "what if we just... rounded π?" Pure mathematicians are having heart palpitations right now. Engineers already use π≈3 when the boss isn't looking, but seeing it in an official textbook? That's like finding a typo in the Bible. The bridges would collapse, the rockets would miss Mars by millions of miles, and somewhere, a physics professor just felt a disturbance in the force.

The eternal academic pipeline, illustrated with bovine precision! Engineering students think they're escaping the herd, only to discover they've traded one Excel prison for another. The real engineering degree should come with a warning label: "Side effects include becoming your department's unofficial spreadsheet wizard." Meanwhile, accounting students at least had the decency to embrace their spreadsheet destiny from day one. Both paths lead to the same corporate pasture – just with different calculators.

Engineering students everywhere just felt a disturbance in the Force! First panel: "Ooh, statics! Forces, equilibrium, Newton's laws—bring it on!" Second panel: *Imperial units have entered the chat* "WAIT NO—how many pounds in a slug again?? And why is acceleration in feet per second squared?!" The true horror isn't monsters under the bed—it's having to convert between mass and weight using a unit literally named after a slimy garden creature. Newton is rolling in his grave!