When Pi Decides To Be An Integer

The mathematical truth bomb that makes calculus students question their existence. Take any finite number—even something ridiculously large like Graham's number—and it's still infinitely closer to zero than to infinity. It's like running a marathon where the finish line keeps moving twice as fast as you. The expression on the person's face perfectly captures that moment when your brain short-circuits trying to grasp the concept of infinity while simultaneously realizing you'll never reach the end of your problem set.

The engineer's solution to a non-right triangle? Just scribble out that pesky non-90° angle and draw in a perfect right angle! Who needs mathematical integrity when you can just redraw reality? This is basically the engineering equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and on again?" but for geometry. Pure engineering pragmatism at its finest—if the math doesn't fit your needs, just modify the universe until it does!

Welcome to the corporate dystopia of "smart cities" planning! Two team members immediately jump to surveillance-based solutions—one suggesting "Minority Report" pre-crime AI (because nothing says urban planning like arresting people before they drive badly), and another brilliantly proposing "1984" surveillance (because traffic congestion is definitely solved by Big Brother watching you). Meanwhile, the quiet engineer in the corner suggests actual math and science: graph theory to optimize the street grid into a more efficient tree structure while adapting speed limits. Naturally, this person gets thrown out the window. Can't have actual solutions interfering with our dystopian surveillance fantasies! Fun fact: Graph theory has been used to solve real traffic problems since the 1950s, but why use proven mathematics when you can just slap "AI" on a proposal and get triple the funding?

The eternal truth of mathematical principles! While physics textbooks become doorstops after Newton changed the game, and chemistry books turn obsolete once we discovered those pesky electrons, math books from ancient Babylon could still help you ace your calculus final. The Pythagorean theorem hasn't gotten any software updates since 500 BCE, and Euclid's Elements is still torturing high schoolers 2,300 years later. Meanwhile, physicists and chemists are frantically rewriting their textbooks every time someone discovers a new particle or element. Mathematical truths are eternal—which explains why your professor's lecture notes look like they were carbon-dated from the Mesozoic era.

The mathematical multiverse strikes again! When someone casually drops "just use Euler's equation" like it's no big deal, they forget there are at least 17 different Euler equations floating in the mathematical cosmos! Fluid dynamics? Euler's got an equation for that! Number theory? Euler's been there too! Telling someone to "just use Euler's equation" is like saying "just grab a book" in the Library of Congress. *maniacal laughter* The skeleton's face says it all - mathematical trauma in glowing green!

The path to unemployment has never been so theoretically elegant! Physics majors think they're solving the universe while math majors are proving theorems nobody asked for—both tunneling straight into joblessness with remarkable precision. Meanwhile, the cow represents biology majors who actually found jobs because they studied something practical. The real superiority complex? Thinking your ability to calculate in 11 dimensions will impress an HR manager who just wants someone who can use Excel without crashing the system.