Cylinder Memes

The math test just casually decided that π = 5 instead of the actual 3.14159... and the student is absolutely losing it! In what mathematical universe does π = 5?! This is like telling an artist that red is now blue. The formula for cylinder volume (V = πr²h) would give a wildly incorrect answer with this "creative interpretation" of π. No wonder art school students would be simultaneously confused and amused - they're being tested on math that's fundamentally broken!

Engineers everywhere just felt a disturbance in the Force. Using π = 5? That's like saying water isn't wet or gravity is just a suggestion. Some poor mathematician is hyperventilating into a paper bag right now. The real comedy here is that someone actually typed this with a straight face, probably the same person who rounds 9.8 m/s² to "about 10" and thinks significant figures are just a suggestion. If you ever want to torture a physics professor, just show them this problem and watch their soul leave their body.

The math textbook says π = 5?! Every mathematician just fainted! This problem is like finding the volume of a parallel universe where the fundamental constants decided to take a vacation. Using π = 5 instead of the actual 3.14159... is mathematical blasphemy of the highest order! It's like telling physicists that gravity is just a suggestion. No wonder the reaction is pure shock and disbelief. The volume this would calculate is so wrong it might actually create a tear in the space-time continuum! Next they'll tell us that e = 3 and we'll all just collectively give up on reality.