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Oh, the mathematical mic drop that never was! This satirical gem pokes fun at political figures who try to "own" their opponents with pseudo-intellectual arguments while completely missing the point. In calculus, dy/dx isn't technically a fraction—it's a derivative notation representing the rate of change. But functionally? We treat it like a fraction all the time! We cancel terms, separate variables, and chain-rule it into oblivion. The LaTeX code \frac{dy}{dx} simply tells the typesetting system to display it in fraction form because—surprise!—that's the most intuitive way to work with it. It's like declaring "if water isn't wet, why do we call it a liquid?" and thinking you've dismantled hydrology. Turns out, understanding notation requires more than just pointing at things dramatically!

Someone clearly misunderstood game theory! This meme shows John Nash (from A Beautiful Mind ) alongside a hilariously misapplied "payoff matrix" that tries to justify cheating. The irony? Real Nash Equilibrium is about finding stable strategies where no player benefits from changing only their own strategy - not rationalizing infidelity! In this matrix, the only person who always "wins" is the cheating husband (getting either "harem" or "open relationship"). Methinks someone failed both Game Theory 101 AND Marriage 101! 🧮💔

Behold the sandwich paradox that haunts mathematicians during lunch breaks! The diagonal cut creates a longer perimeter while maintaining the same area—it's topology in the wild! Your brain isn't playing tricks; the hypotenuse of a square is indeed longer than its sides (thank you, Pythagoras!). So technically, you're getting more sandwich-to-mouth interface without adding a single extra calorie. This is why I always carry a protractor to Subway. For science!

The eternal struggle between engineers and mathematicians summed up in one Star Wars crossover! Engineers use practical units like meters and seconds, while mathematicians flex with their abstract radians. The best part? Radians only convert to units "when it's useful" - which is basically math-speak for "I'll play by your rules when I feel like it." Next time your engineering friend complains about converting π/4 radians to degrees, just show them this and watch them nod in painful recognition.

Engineers and physicists living in completely different realities! The engineer wants to simplify calculations by rounding gravity to 10m/s² (actual value ~9.8) and π to 3.14 (actual value 3.14159...), and the physicist is having an existential crisis. To a physicist, those constants are SACRED TEXTS! It's like suggesting we round the speed of light to "about 300 million m/s, give or take." The horror! The blasphemy! Next thing you know, someone will suggest Planck's constant is "roughly zero" and the physicist will need therapy.

This is what happens when you let mathematicians name beauty contests. The equation π(e+i)·0 = 1 is basically Euler's identity (e iπ + 1 = 0) after someone dropped it and tried to put it back together without reading the instructions. Like assembling IKEA furniture with a philosophy degree. The real Euler's identity is considered the most beautiful equation in mathematics for connecting five fundamental constants. This abomination? Pure mathematical blasphemy. Somewhere, a Fields Medalist just felt a disturbance in the force.