Tier List Of Numbers That Aren't Prime But Could Be

Pure mathematicians would rather draw 25 UNO cards than admit statistics has any mathematical legitimacy. The eternal academic feud continues! These are the same folks who spend decades proving theorems nobody asked for, but heaven forbid they acknowledge the field that actually helps scientists interpret real data. Next thing you know, they'll be claiming applied math is just "physics with extra steps." The mathematical hierarchy is more rigid than a perfectly straight line—and twice as imaginary.

The classic academic bait-and-switch! First panel: innocent student thinks they'll major in math until they step on that rake of reality. Second panel: the realization that math is actually HARD sends them running for cover. But wait—it gets better! The bottom panel reveals the full academic hierarchy trap: Biology majors discover they need chemistry, chemistry students learn it's just applied physics, and physics majors realize it's all applied mathematics anyway. It's the circle of academic life! Basically, no matter which science door you choose to enter, mathematics is waiting at the end with a sinister grin saying "you thought you could escape me?" The universe's cruelest joke is that we're all math majors in the end—we just took different routes to the inevitable.

Students thanking a long-dead French mathematician is peak calculus energy! Guillaume de l'Hôpital didn't just give us fancy wigs and aristocratic vibes—he gave us l'Hôpital's Rule , the emergency room for indeterminate limits (0/0 or ∞/∞) that's been rescuing desperate calculus students since 1696. Nothing says "mathematical hero worship" like thanking a guy who basically paid someone else (Johann Bernoulli) to figure out the math, slapped his name on it, and has been saving GPAs for 300+ years. The beard guy is all of us at 3 AM before the final, whispering gratitude to a portrait we've never actually seen before that moment.

The perfect statistical paradox doesn't exi— This masterpiece illustrates sampling bias in its purest form. The researchers proudly announce that 99.8% of people "love responding to surveys" based on... wait for it... survey responses. Meanwhile, the people who hate surveys never filled it out in the first place. It's like concluding that 100% of fish love fishing hooks based on the ones you've caught. Statisticians are currently experiencing physical pain looking at this. The remaining 0.2% were probably just filling it out under duress from a particularly persistent grad student.

Oh the beautiful harmony of divisibility rules... until number 7 crashes the party! The grid reads "2 THANK 3 YOU 4 ALL 5 FOR 6 HAVING 7 NOT YOU 8 EASY 9 DIVISIBILITY 10 RULES" - and it's hilariously accurate! While most numbers have simple tricks to check divisibility (divisible by 2 if the last digit is even, by 3 if sum of digits is divisible by 3, etc.), poor number 7 is the mathematical equivalent of that one friend who brings calculus problems to a pizza party. No clean trick, just pure mathematical chaos! That's why only the true math villains among us gleefully apply the test for 7 in calculations. The rest of us just grab a calculator and silently question our life choices.

STOP THE PRESSES! Mathematicians have gone completely rogue with this "new triangle" featuring angles of 30°, 60°, 90°, and 180°! The absolute AUDACITY to create a square and call it a triangle! This is what happens when geometry rebels against its own rules! Next thing you know, circles will identify as hexagons and parallel lines will start intersecting just for the drama. The sum of angles in a triangle is supposed to be 180° but this bad boy is flaunting a whopping 360° like it's no big deal. Geometry teachers everywhere are having existential crises right now!