Higher Math Textbooks Are A Goldmine For Shitpost Material

Noah's about to reject this unholy academic trio from his ark! 🚫🐘 When pure mathematics, theoretical science, and practical engineering collide, even the wisest beards get confused. It's that moment when your differential equations start wearing lab coats while building bridges—the ultimate disciplinary identity crisis! The engineering elephant looks ready with practical solutions, the mathematics elephant is contemplating abstract proofs in its head, and that science penguin is just waiting to publish a paper on the whole fiasco. Academic disciplines weren't meant to mingle like this... or were they? 🤔

What starts as "just a 20-minute adventure" quickly devolves into a pendulum physics nightmare. The top panel shows the simple pendulum equation, making it seem easy. The bottom panel reveals the horrifying reality—a time calculation formula that would make even tenured professors weep. Classic interdimensional field trip gone wrong. That moment when you realize your grandfather's "quick errand" involves solving differential equations that would make Newton reconsider publishing Principia .

Mathematical physicists really know how to deliver a burn! Instead of simply saying "your proof is wrong," they elegantly destroy your academic self-worth in German with "Deine Beweistechnik ist der eines Doktoranden der Mathematik nicht würdig" (translation: your proof technique is unworthy of a mathematics doctoral student). It's basically the academic equivalent of saying "my grandmother could prove this theorem better than you." The beautiful part? They think this sophisticated insult is actually quite lovely. Nothing says "I respect your work" like questioning if you deserve your degree in another language!

Newton judging your Instagram scrolling from the 17th century is peak time-travel guilt trip. Of course, the man who invented calculus during a plague quarantine would say this. Funny how he's concerned about differential equations when he died a virgin. Pretty sure if Newton had TikTok, he'd be too busy watching apple-dropping compilation videos to revolutionize physics.

Poor John Venn, forever in Euler's shadow. The mathematical equivalent of showing up to a party where someone already claimed all the good snacks. Leonhard Euler was the original academic credit hog—the guy published over 900 papers and still wanted the diagrams too! At this point, mathematicians should just rename the field "Eulermetrics" and call it a day. What's next? Breathing becomes "Euler respiration"? The sun is now "Euler's light source"? The ultimate mathematical power move isn't solving equations—it's getting your name stamped on everything like some 18th-century Swiss branding genius.

What you're looking at is the mathematical equivalent of pure evil - seven identical sine waves plotting their sinister oscillations across the coordinate plane. Get it? Seven waves... Seven Deadly Sins! This is peak math humor that would make even Pythagoras snort coffee through his nose. The real sin here is how satisfying these perfectly spaced waves look while simultaneously giving calculus students nightmares about having to integrate them. Just imagine your professor saying "find the area under these curves" and watching your soul leave your body.