Ever notice how mathematicians judge you based on how you calculate π? This alignment chart is mathematical gatekeeping at its finest!
From the righteous "lawful good" infinite series (for those who enjoy suffering through 1000 terms) to the chaotic evil "π = 5" (basically mathematical terrorism).
My personal favorite is the "chaotic good" approach—dropping sticks randomly and counting crossings. Nothing says "I respect mathematics but refuse to be controlled by it" like calculating π via glorified toothpick tossing.
Engineers sitting in the "neutral evil" corner with π = 4 are just waiting for the building to collapse, while physics teachers everywhere defend "lawful neutral" π = √g because apparently gravity should determine geometry.