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The Many Moods Of Mathematical Genius
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The Many Moods Of Mathematical Genius
Behold, the many moods of Leonhard Euler - mathematical genius who derived so many formulas they had to start naming them after other people. The alignment chart perfectly captures the progression of a physicist's mental state throughout a typical workday. Start as Lawful Good before coffee, devolve to Chaotic Evil after discovering your entire calculation was off by a negative sign. The red glowing eyes represent what happens when you realize your elegant 30-page proof could have been done in two lines using Euler's identity. The man himself would appreciate the chaos - he wrote papers faster than they could be published while being partially blind. That's not dedication, that's just showing off.

The Moral Alignment Chart Of Pi
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9 days ago 4.3K views 0 shares
The Moral Alignment Chart Of Pi
Oh, the moral alignment chart of π! From the rigorous calculus definition (lawful good) to the unholy "e" approximation (chaotic evil). Nothing triggers mathematicians quite like someone saying "π equals 3" with a straight face. The chaotic good version with its endless decimal vomit is what happens when you ask a math major to "just round it." Meanwhile, that 180° in the chaotic neutral spot is the kind of answer that makes professors question their life choices. Trust me, I've seen students use 22/7 on exams and had to resist the urge to throw chalk across the room. This is mathematical blasphemy at its finest!

The Scientific Alignment Chart
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15 days ago 3.5K views 0 shares
The Scientific Alignment Chart
The scientific community's version of the alignment chart has arrived. Just like how chemists classify elements by their properties, we now classify science YouTubers by their chaotic energy and moral compass. The "Lawful Good" meticulously follows safety protocols while the "Chaotic Evil" is one lab accident away from supervillainy. Notice how the "True Neutral" explains equations with the emotional range of a calculator, while "Chaotic Neutral" could either teach you quantum physics or convince you to put metal in the microwave. The most dangerous species? "Neutral Evil" - appears harmless until they casually mention building a particle accelerator in their basement.

Physicists Alignment Chart: The Ultimate Academic Personality Test
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Physicists Alignment Chart: The Ultimate Academic Personality Test
Ever wondered where your favorite physicist falls on the moral compass? This D&D-style alignment chart is basically the physics department's unofficial yearbook. Euler as Lawful Good makes sense—the man gave us more formulas than a textbook index. Meanwhile, Tesla sits at Chaotic Good because he wanted to give everyone free electricity (and talked to pigeons). Then there's Newton at Lawful Evil—brilliant but would absolutely destroy your career if you crossed him. And Schrödinger? Chaotic Evil until observed, then possibly just misunderstood. The best part? This is exactly how physicists procrastinate instead of finishing that grant proposal due tomorrow.

The Stages Of Pi
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The Stages Of Pi
Ever notice how mathematicians judge you based on how you calculate π? This alignment chart is mathematical gatekeeping at its finest! From the righteous "lawful good" infinite series (for those who enjoy suffering through 1000 terms) to the chaotic evil "π = 5" (basically mathematical terrorism). My personal favorite is the "chaotic good" approach—dropping sticks randomly and counting crossings. Nothing says "I respect mathematics but refuse to be controlled by it" like calculating π via glorified toothpick tossing. Engineers sitting in the "neutral evil" corner with π = 4 are just waiting for the building to collapse, while physics teachers everywhere defend "lawful neutral" π = √g because apparently gravity should determine geometry.

To Finally Settle The 'Planet' Debate
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25 days ago 21.3K views 0 shares
To Finally Settle The 'Planet' Debate
The International Astronomical Union is shaking right now! This chaotic alignment chart completely demolishes the official planetary definition with gleeful scientific anarchy. For those not deep in astronomical drama: in 2006, astronomers defined planets as objects that 1) orbit the sun, 2) are round from their own gravity, and 3) have "cleared their neighborhood" of other objects. Poor Pluto failed test #3 and got demoted to "dwarf planet." This chart throws those rules into a black hole by declaring everything from Earth to comets to literal spacecraft as planets. The inclusion of PSR J1719-1438 b (a planet made of diamond orbiting a pulsar) and rogue planets (planetary-mass objects floating through space) shows just how wonderfully unhinged this classification system is. Justice for Pluto... and apparently for Voyager too!

The Science YouTuber Alignment Chart
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1 month ago 4.3K views 0 shares
The Science YouTuber Alignment Chart
The ultimate nerd classification system has arrived! This meme brilliantly maps popular science YouTubers onto the classic D&D alignment chart, categorizing them by their teaching styles and chaotic energy levels. From the methodical, by-the-book approach of "lawful good" educators to the chaotic evil presenters who might accidentally teach you quantum mechanics while setting something on fire, this chart is disturbingly accurate. The beauty is in recognizing how each creator's personality shapes their content. Some follow strict scientific protocols while others are one lab accident away from becoming supervillains. Yet somehow they all manage to make us smarter! Next time you fall down a 3AM YouTube science rabbit hole, take a moment to appreciate which alignment you're learning from. Your brain might thank you... or develop an unhealthy obsession with explosions.

The Pi Alignment Chart: Choose Your Mathematical Destiny
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1 month ago 5.1K views 0 shares
The Pi Alignment Chart: Choose Your Mathematical Destiny
The ultimate math nerd alignment chart! This brilliant mash-up combines Dungeons & Dragons moral alignments with different representations of π (pi)! The standard π symbol gets "lawful good" while a pie (the food) is "chaotic good" because OF COURSE IT IS. Meanwhile, the approximation 22/7 is "lawful evil" (close but not quite right - truly diabolical), and Euler's number "e" is full "chaotic evil" for daring to challenge π's mathematical supremacy. The nerdy twist on the classic alignment chart is pure mathematical genius - and I'm pretty sure using 3 as an approximation for π is a crime in 14 dimensions of the multiverse.

Not All Number Base Systems Are Created Equal
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Not All Number Base Systems Are Created Equal
This is what happens when mathematicians play Dungeons & Dragons! The meme brilliantly assigns alignment charts to different number systems. Decimal (10) gets "Lawful Good" because it's what normal humans use. Binary (2) is "Neutral Good" - simple but essential for computers. The number 42, the Answer to the Ultimate Question per Hitchhiker's Guide , rightfully earns "Chaotic Good" status. Octal (8) is "Lawful Neutral" - organized but rarely used outside programming. Five is "True Neutral" - just vibing in the middle. Seven gets "Chaotic Neutral" because it's mathematically interesting as a prime number but refuses to play nicely with most calculations. The bottom row is pure mathematical evil: 1 as "Lawful Evil" (try dividing by it and nothing happens!), imaginary number i as "Neutral Evil" (√-1 breaks reality), and tree(3) as "Chaotic Evil" - a number so incomprehensibly large from Kruskal's tree theorem that it makes mathematicians wake up screaming. Number theory has never been so perfectly categorized!

Elements Alignment Chart
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1 month ago 4.7K views 0 shares
Elements Alignment Chart
Behold the periodic table alignment chart we never knew we needed! This clever meme maps chemical elements to character archetypes based on narrative presentation versus actual behavior. Carbon (C) is the true hero - presented as one and actually is one. Makes sense since carbon forms the backbone of all life on Earth. What a showoff. Hydrogen (H) talks a big hero game but is morally ambiguous - will bond with almost anything and can literally explode when provoked. Oxygen (O) is the ultimate two-faced element - presented as life-giving but is actually corroding metals, causing oxidative stress, and slowly killing us all. Trust issues much? Nitrogen (N) is the quiet, misunderstood type - seems sketchy but is actually essential for proteins and DNA. Classic redemption arc. Argon (Ar) is truly neutral - doesn't react with anyone and minds its own business. The Switzerland of elements. Fluorine (F) is accurately portrayed as morally questionable - it's so reactive it will steal electrons from practically anything. The kleptomaniac of the periodic table. Phosphorus (P), Sulfur (S), and Arsenic (As) round out the villain row - with Arsenic being the honest villain (yes, it will poison you), while Phosphorus is the misunderstood villain (essential for life but can be weaponized).

Number Base Systems Alignment Chart
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1 month ago 5.7K views 0 shares
Number Base Systems Alignment Chart
What happens when mathematicians play Dungeons & Dragons? This alignment chart, but with number systems instead of personalities. Duodecimal (base-12) follows all the rules like a proper nerd. Hexadecimal (base-16) is just doing its computing job. Unary (base-1) is pure chaos—literally just ones all the way down. The chaotic evil "tree(3)" is basically mathematical nightmare fuel—a number so incomprehensibly large it makes Graham's number look like a rounding error. And that imaginary number "i" sitting there as neutral evil is perfect—it's literally the square root of negativity.

The Neutrally Charged Physicist Alignment Chart
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2 months ago 8.0K views 0 shares
The Neutrally Charged Physicist Alignment Chart
The ultimate physicist nerd joke! This alignment chart is completely empty except for Euler in the "Lawful Good" spot - because physicists are literally neutral (no charge)! 🤓 It's playing on the double meaning of "neutral" - both as a moral alignment AND as having zero electric charge. So all the "good physicists" must be electrically neutral! The only filled spot is Leonhard Euler, who contributed massively to physics despite being primarily a mathematician (making him lawfully good at breaking the rules). This is the kind of joke that makes physics grad students snort coffee through their noses at 3 AM while solving impossible problem sets.