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Behold, the utopian future we'd have if mathematical crimes were legal! The equation √(a+b) = √a + √b is the kind of lawless math that would make your calculus professor wake up in cold sweats. It's fundamentally wrong—like putting pineapple on pizza wrong—yet the meme suggests we'd have flying cars and space-age architecture if we just... ignored basic algebra? Sure, and maybe if we pretended gravity was optional, we could all fly to work tomorrow. Next up: society if 2+2=5 gave us teleportation devices!

The quadratic formula has claimed another victim! Poor Velma is having a mathematical meltdown as she tries to reconcile completely contradictory equations floating around her. The formula is supposed to be x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac))/2a, but someone's written it all wrong! And then there's the logical impossibility of "if x = y then how does x ≠ y???" Plus random area formulas thrown in for extra confusion. This is basically what happens to your brain at 2AM before a math exam - pure mathematical chaos. Even with those signature smart glasses, some equations are just too cursed to compute!

The driver complains about fog while literally driving through the mathematical expression f(g(x)) — the composition of functions that haunts every calculus student's nightmares. This is peak math humor for people who've survived differential equations. The expression f(g(x)) represents a function composition where g is applied first, then f is applied to the result. Just like actual fog obscures your vision, function composition obscures what's happening to your poor variable x as it gets passed through multiple operations. No wonder the driver can't see where they're going — they're lost in a calculus hellscape!

The sacred texts of engineering revealed at last. Turns out the secret to becoming a complete engineer isn't fluid dynamics or thermodynamics—it's understanding the cryptic languages of memes from other disciplines. Engineers spend years in calculus only to discover their true power comes from knowing why chemists make terrible jokes about sodium. The interdisciplinary enlightenment hits different when you realize your entire degree was just preparation for decoding internet humor.

The fearless organic chemist, who casually synthesizes compounds that could melt your face off, suddenly turns into a quivering mess at the sight of a partial differential equation. Nothing induces cold sweats in a chemistry lab quite like someone whispering "let's derive this mathematically." We'll happily balance electron transfers in our sleep but ask us to integrate by parts and suddenly we're considering alternative career paths.

The ultimate physics pickup line just dropped! This meme perfectly captures that moment when two nerds realize they speak the same language. At first glance, they're both into "QED" - but the reveal shows they're actually vibing on a deeper level. He's into Quantum ElectroDynamics (the theory describing how light and matter interact), while she's thinking in Latin: Quod Erat Demonstrandum ("which was to be demonstrated" - how mathematicians mic-drop after proving theorems). It's basically the STEM version of finishing each other's sentences! Nothing says "intellectual chemistry" like discovering your abbreviations mean completely different nerdy things but somehow still work perfectly together.