The Purpose Of The Universe Equals Zero

Two scientists stand proudly before a blackboard filled with incomprehensible equations, declaring they've "mathematically expressed the purpose of the universe." The punchline? That tangled mess of symbols equals absolutely nothing! It's the perfect encapsulation of how we can spend decades developing complex theories only to discover the universe might just be trolling us. Reminds me of that time a colleague spent three years deriving an equation that simplified to zero—his face looked exactly like Ellington's hopeful expression here. The thrill of scientific discovery, even when it leads nowhere specific!