The Morally Dubious Values Of Pi

Finally, a moral alignment chart that speaks to my irrational side! This mathematical masterpiece categorizes different representations of π based on the classic D&D alignment system.

From the "lawful good" Wikipedia definition with fancy integrals to the "chaotic evil" representation using 'e' (the audacity!), this is how mathematicians secretly judge each other at parties. The "true neutral" 3.14 is what we tell children before crushing their souls with infinite decimals later.

Using 22/7 as "lawful evil" is genius - technically close but fundamentally wrong, like citing Wikipedia in your dissertation. And don't get me started on "chaotic neutral" using 180° - that's the mathematical equivalent of saying "I'm not like other constants."

Next Pi Day, remember your alignment before reciting digits - your math friends are silently judging you!