The perfect mathematical representation of why I'm still single. My dating life follows a predictable cycle with the deterministic precision of a well-defined algorithm. The moment I mention my research on non-commutative algebraic geometry, I can literally calculate the escape velocity of my date to the nearest millisecond. My colleagues suggested I try not mentioning math until the third date, but that would require getting to a third date, which remains a theoretical construct.
The Mathematician's Dating Cycle
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