Integration By Parts Be Like

The sheer existential dread of a mathematician facing the uncountable infinity of real numbers! Counting from 1 to 10 seems trivial until you realize there are literally infinite numbers between each integer. Between 1 and 2 alone lies an uncountable set of numbers (1.1, 1.01, 1.001...) that would take forever to enumerate. No wonder our poor mathematician is having a panic attack—he's been asked to complete an impossible task that would require multiple eternities. The mathematical horror story we didn't know we needed!

Behold! The tragic tale of a math student trying to reverse-engineer a derivative like it's just regular algebra! They've tried to "divide both sides by d/dx" as if calculus is just a fancy division problem. The correct answer should've been f(x) = x² + C, but instead we got... whatever mathematical crime scene this is. It's like watching someone try to unscramble an egg with a hammer. The professor's red "WTF???" and "Idiot" comments are the mathematical equivalent of finding pineapple on a pizza - technically possible but fundamentally wrong!

The mathematical confusion is real! When your partner drops the "I love you infinity" bomb, only to follow up with the claim that their infinity is somehow bigger than yours. That wide-eyed cat is experiencing what mathematicians call a cardinality crisis . In set theory, there actually ARE different sizes of infinity (looking at you, countable vs. uncountable sets), but try explaining that during a romantic moment. The relationship equivalent of comparing aleph-null to aleph-one while cuddling.

First you're like "OMG GAUSS'S LAW IS AMAZING!" because it lets you calculate electric fields with beautiful symmetry. That rush when you realize you can solve complex problems with a simple closed surface integral! 🤩 Then reality hits harder than a coulomb force - you run out of those perfect spheres, cylinders, and planes. Suddenly you're sobbing through partial differential equations for irregular shapes. Physics giveth, and physics taketh away! 😭

The Japanese flag normally features a red circle on white background, representing the rising sun. But in L ∞ norm (infinity norm), distances are measured by the maximum coordinate difference rather than Euclidean distance. So instead of a circle, you get a square. The kind of joke that makes mathematicians snort coffee through their noses while everyone else at the conference table wonders what's wrong with them.

BEHOLD! The mathematical mayhem that breaks the internet! The equation "6÷2(1+2)=" has sparked more heated debates than whether Pluto is a planet! The correct answer is 9 (do parentheses first: 6÷2×3=9), but countless math-traumatized souls insist it's 1 (doing 2(3)=6 first, then 6÷6=1). It's PEMDAS pandemonium! The meme perfectly captures how a century-old mathematical convention can still cause people to absolutely lose their minds on social media. And they say math isn't exciting! *cackles maniacally while scribbling equations on windows*