The Handwriting Deterioration Theorem

EUREKA! Someone finally "solved" infinity! *maniacal laughter* This mathematical madness takes a perfectly valid formula for summing finite numbers and then applies it to infinity with the subtlety of a wrecking ball! The proof starts with a correct formula, then veers into the mathematical twilight zone by claiming that 1+2+3+... equals -1/12 (which is actually a famous result in string theory, but NOT in the way shown here). Then it performs quadratic formula gymnastics to "calculate" infinity as -0.2113... Absolute numerical nonsense! It's like trying to measure the universe with a broken ruler while riding a unicycle. No Fields Medal for you, but perhaps a Nobel Prize in Creative Mathematics?

Mathematicians worldwide just collectively gasped! Imagine arbitrarily declaring that epsilon (ε) can't represent infinitesimally small values anymore, and phi (φ) isn't the golden ratio! That's like telling chemists water isn't H₂O or physicists gravity doesn't exist! The mathematical symbols ε and φ are sacred hieroglyphics passed down through generations of number wizards. Rewriting all math textbooks would be like trying to convince cats they're actually dogs. Pure mathematical blasphemy! Next thing you know, pi will equal exactly 3, and we'll all be living in some non-Euclidean nightmare!

The perfect fusion of parental pride and physics gone wrong! When someone measures their child's age in months instead of years, they've unknowingly activated a physicist's most dangerous superpower. The moment you mention "32 months" to a math enthusiast, they immediately transform the innocent baby conversation into a projectile motion problem. The parent's face in the final panel is priceless—they just wanted to brag about their toddler, not calculate the terminal velocity of their precious offspring being yeeted across the room. Classic case of "for every action (mentioning age in months), there's an equal and opposite reaction (baby becomes an involuntary physics demonstration)."

Physicists running away from calculus is like trying to escape your own shadow. The moment mathematicians proudly unveiled calculus, physicists were like "NOPE, NOT TODAY SATAN!" But guess what? From Newton's laws to quantum mechanics, those differential equations chase physicists everywhere they go. It's the mathematical equivalent of that clingy ex who somehow shows up at every party. No matter how hard they try to dodge it, physicists end up in a committed relationship with calculus for life. Resistance is futile!

The mathematical chaos here is delicious! Someone posts a simple math problem (40 ÷ 1/2 + 15), but the reply completely misunderstands fractions, claiming "1/2" doesn't exist because "1/2 of what?" The correct answer is 95, since dividing by 1/2 is the same as multiplying by 2 (40 × 2 + 15 = 95). It's like watching someone confidently declare gravity doesn't exist because "falling down from what?" This is prime mathematical trolling that would make any math teacher develop a nervous twitch. The confidence-to-competence ratio here is breaking all known physical laws!

Ever tried plotting a function and accidentally summoned a mathematical demon? That's what we're looking at! This chaotic red explosion is what happens when your innocent function goes completely berserk near its asymptote. It's the graphical equivalent of dividing by zero and watching your calculator have an existential crisis. Mathematicians call this "computational instability" – the rest of us call it "proof that even computers have mental breakdowns." Next time your professor asks what went wrong with your homework, just point to this and say "numerical errors" with a straight face.