The Exponential Family Portrait

Physical Chemistry has claimed another victim! This student's desperate manifesto is basically every P-Chem student's internal monologue after facing those thermodynamic nightmares. The meme brilliantly captures the existential crisis that happens when you realize chemistry has betrayed you - suddenly you're drowning in partial derivatives, Gibbs free energy equations, and those blasted "ideal gas" assumptions that mock our flawed human existence. And those triangles! THE TRIANGLES ARE EVERYWHERE! Phase diagrams, delta symbols, and more triangles because apparently P-Chem professors have a secret triangle obsession nobody talks about. Remember kids, real chemists just want to mix colorful liquids and make things go BOOM! Instead, we get chemical potentials and partition functions. The betrayal is real!

When physics meets optimization! The meme brilliantly captures the principle of least action in Lagrangian mechanics. While most people accept things as "meant to be," physicists know nature is just being incredibly lazy—always taking the path that minimizes energy expenditure. It's like nature is the ultimate efficiency expert who found a mathematical way to slack off. Next time someone tells you to "go with the flow," remind them you're just following the principle of least action!

Engineers staring at math and physics memes with that perfect mix of terror and fascination is the most accurate representation of engineering education ever created. We spend four years pretending to understand both subjects while secretly Googling "how to convert units" for the 47th time. The face says it all—"I should understand this, but also, what fresh hell is this equation?" Engineering: where you learn just enough of everything to be perpetually confused by specialist memes from both disciplines!

The perfect mathematical joke doesn't exi— Oh wait, it does! From an imaginary number's perspective, being asked to identify as positive or negative is like asking a fish what floor of the building it lives on. Imaginary numbers exist on a completely different axis (the complex plane's imaginary axis), perpendicular to the real number line where positive and negative values reside. That blue "Other" option is the only sensible choice for numbers like √-1 (or "i"), which are neither positive nor negative but imaginary . Next time you meet an imaginary number at a party, don't ask if they're positive or negative - that's just complex-ist!

Mathematicians having existential crises since 300 BCE! The question "what is a number?" seems simple until you dive into the rabbit hole of mathematical philosophy. Is it a concept? A symbol? A property? The empty set (∅) is literally defined as "the set containing nothing" yet somehow forms the foundation of all numbers in set theory. Zero was controversial for centuries, and don't even get me started on imaginary numbers. Next time someone asks you to count to 10, just stare into the void and question reality instead.

Finally, a mathematical formula I can get behind! The creator brilliantly replaced variables in the quadratic formula with Pokémon that visually match the symbols. Xerneas equals negative Minun times Unown (b) plus-or-minus the square root of Minun squared minus four times Unown (a) times Unown (c), all divided by two times Unown (a). And they say math can't be fun! Next time a student asks "when will I ever use this in real life?" just tell them it's essential for calculating optimal Pokémon evolution strategies. The math department would have a collective aneurysm seeing this, which makes it even better.