The Base Betrayal

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The Base Betrayal

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The classic academic bait-and-switch! Your professor spends the entire semester drilling binary conversion into your skull, then suddenly expects you to handle base-5 like it's no big deal. It's the mathematical equivalent of teaching you to make a sandwich and then testing you on soufflé preparation. The real kicker is using that vintage scientist meme format—because nothing says "I'm completely screwed on this exam" quite like a 1950s researcher lamenting technological limitations. Next time, maybe ask if the syllabus covers all possible number bases between 2 and 36... or just accept that professors secretly enjoy watching students squirm during exams.

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