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When mathematics meets pizza, relationships crumble faster than parmesan! This masterpiece uses the infamous Banach-Tarski paradox to turn two pizzas into... one pizza? The paradox essentially states that you can decompose a 3D ball into a finite number of pieces and reassemble them to form two identical copies of the original ball—mathematically creating matter out of nothing!
The punchline is pure mathematical madness: by cutting one pizza into pieces and using it as a topping on the other, you've somehow proven the reverse of this mind-bending theorem. It's the kind of joke that makes mathematicians snort milk through their noses while everyone else slowly backs away.
That footnote about the "Axiom of Choice" is the chef's kiss—it's a controversial mathematical principle needed for the Banach-Tarski proof, just like how choosing pineapple as a topping is controversial in the pizza world. No wonder his wife wants a divorce!
