Pi Equals Pi, Who Knew?

The eternal battle between students and physics teachers over units! While the math is correct (40m/s + 30m/s = 70m/s), forgetting to include units is the cardinal sin of physics class. The teacher's intense anime-style stare perfectly captures that moment when you realize you've committed a dimensional analysis crime. Every physics student has felt that soul-crushing moment when they proudly shout the correct numerical answer only to be met with "70 what ? Meters? Joules? Existential crises per homework assignment?" Units aren't just mathematical bookkeeping—they're the difference between landing on Mars and... well, not landing on Mars at all (looking at you, NASA Mars Climate Orbiter).

Pure mathematicians spend decades developing abstract theories in isolation, only to react with primitive horror when physicists and engineers come along and actually use their precious formulas for something practical. "No! My beautiful n-dimensional topology wasn't meant for quantum computing! It was perfect in its uselessness!" Meanwhile, applied scientists are waving their fancy new technologies around like spears, completely oblivious to the mathematician having an existential crisis in the corner. The purist's nightmare: theoretical elegance corrupted by real-world utility.

This is mathematical comedy gold! The first stick figure asks "What happened to the cookies???" and the second responds with "√-64 them" - which is "8i them" (ate them)! It's a brilliant pun that works because the square root of negative 64 equals 8i in complex number theory. Imaginary numbers making real-world punchlines! Even mathematicians need to satisfy their cookie cravings between proving theorems!

What we're witnessing here is statistical warfare at its finest. The initial insult "You are mean" gets countered with increasingly brutal mathematical burns. From being called the "median" (just average, how boring) to the "mode" (repetitive much?), things escalate to being compared to the arbitrary constant in integration that professors never explain. But the killing blow? Being called "the numbers after 3.14" - essentially saying you're completely irrelevant digits that nobody bothers to memorize. Mathematicians don't need weapons when they can calculate exactly where to hurt you.

The mathematical alignment chart we never knew we needed! This brilliantly combines D&D-style character alignments with different mathematical notations for x³. The standard superscript notation (x³) is "Lawful Good" - proper and straightforward. Meanwhile, "Chaotic Evil" is that horrifying fraction with x² terms repeated x times. Even mathematicians have nightmares about that one. Each notation gets progressively more cursed as you move down and right on the chart. "True Neutral" being e³ˡᵒᵍˣ is perfect - technically correct but unnecessarily complicated, just like that friend who solves simple problems in the most convoluted way possible.

The classic integer overflow joke in its natural habitat! When the prisoner asks for "one more day" to his maximum sentence, the judge's computer adds it and suddenly he's serving ~32,768 years. This is what happens when a 16-bit signed integer hits its limit (32,767) and rolls over to -32,768. Programmers everywhere are having flashbacks to debugging nightmares. Meanwhile, the prisoner just discovered the worst "off by one" error in judicial history. Should've asked for two days and gotten released immediately!