The existential crisis of statistics professors everywhere! Students casually toss around "random variable" like they're ordering coffee, but statisticians die inside knowing true randomness is practically mythical. Computer "random number generators" are just deterministic algorithms with fancy masks. And don't get me started on calling everything a "variable" - half the time they're referring to constants with identity crises. This is why statisticians drink.
Nothing Is Truly Random
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