Get Your Math Major Today!

Get Your Math Major Today!
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Behold! The elusive Mathematicus Domesticus in its natural habitat! These fascinating creatures survive on a diet of equations and ramen noodles. They're basically the houseplants of academia—minimal care required, just occasional watering and exposure to Wi-Fi.

The midnight chat feature is particularly valuable—while you're wrestling with existential dread at 3 AM, your resident math major is wide awake calculating the statistical probability of aliens existing in our galaxy.

And that procrastination cleaning? Pure genius! Nothing gets your bathroom tiles sparkling like a math major avoiding their topology homework. It's the second law of math-dynamics: the avoidance of differential equations directly correlates to household cleanliness!

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