Leave ∞ Alone!

STEM fields fighting over who gets to claim the smartest students is the academic equivalent of medieval knights competing for a princess's favor. Physics majors strut around with their fundamental forces, mathematicians flex their abstract reasoning muscles, engineers build impressive contraptions to show off, and computer scientists code their way into the spotlight—while finance majors just wave their future paychecks. Meanwhile, the brilliant students are just trying to figure out which field won't crush their souls (and maybe pay the bills).

Oh, the mathematical DRAMA! Poor zero is throwing a tantrum because it's an integer (part of the Council) but not a natural number. In the grand hierarchy of numbers, natural numbers start at 1 and go up, while integers include negatives AND zero. Zero's sitting there like "I'm literally the FOUNDATION of modern mathematics and you're treating me like I'm imaginary?!" Meanwhile, number 1 is probably off somewhere with a smug grin, flaunting its "natural" status. The mathematical gatekeeping is REAL, folks! Next thing you know, π will be demanding representation on the Rational Numbers Committee. CHAOS!

The mathematical trauma is REAL! Someone just spotted a scientific calculator with all those terrifying sin, cos, tan buttons and had an existential crisis. Meanwhile, their partner's breezy "Don't worry babe" response is the equivalent of saying "it's just a little quantum physics, what could go wrong?" The heart emojis afterward suggest they've accepted their mathematical fate, but we all know they're silently having flashbacks to high school trigonometry. Some relationships are tested by jealousy - others by hyperbolic functions!

The evolution of describing human sex chromosomes gets progressively fancier! Starting with basic counting (8 boys, 2 girls), upgrading to scientific terminology (males/females), then hitting genetic notation (8XY, 2XX), before reaching peak nerd with algebraic expression 2x(4y+x). But that final graph? That's just showing off mathematical superiority while simultaneously making biology majors question their life choices. It's the chromosomal equivalent of wearing a monocle and top hat to a fast food restaurant.

Behold! A programmer searching for Fermat's Last Theorem solutions with brute force! The code is checking if a³ + b³ = c³ for any integers—which mathematicians proved impossible centuries ago. Meanwhile, the blue-headed villain has cranked their "Mind size" dial to MEGA, thinking they're a genius for this approach. It's like trying to empty the ocean with a teaspoon while wearing a "Master of Hydrodynamics" badge. Pure computational hubris! The real mathematical joke? This program would run until the heat death of the universe without finding a solution!

The mathematical equivalent of taking your glasses off to become instantly attractive. Calculus? Put those glasses on tight, buddy. "Real Analysis Without Proofs"? Now we're talking sexy math. It's like promising all the intellectual status without any of that pesky rigor getting in the way. Every math major knows the dirty little secret - we all fantasize about skipping proofs. "Just give me the formula and let me calculate in peace!" It's the mathematical walk of shame we've all done at 3 AM before an exam.