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Leave ∞ Alone!

Leave ∞ Alone!
The mathematical civil war has begun! On one side, we have the ultrafinitists plotting to overthrow infinity like it's some mathematical dictator, claiming it's "holding back science." On the other side, this poor mathematician just wants to leave infinity alone to do its endless thing. Next thing you know, they'll be trying to round π to 3 and claim complex numbers are "too dramatic." The date on that article is 2025 - apparently mathematicians will be fighting this battle for years to come. Spoiler alert: infinity will outlast us all... by definition.

The Circle Constant Civil War

The Circle Constant Civil War
The ultimate mathematical hipster party! While π (3.14...) gets all the fame with its fancy March 14th holiday, τ (tau = 2π = 6.28...) is standing there with a party hat declaring itself the "true circle constant." Talk about a radical rebellion! The τ enthusiasts have a point though - using τ actually makes many formulas more elegant. The circle circumference becomes C = τr instead of C = 2πr, and those pesky 2π factors disappear from physics equations. Meanwhile, the π fans are clinging to their Euler's identity (e iπ + 1 = 0) like it's the last slice of mathematical pizza. It's the nerdiest civil war ever fought, and I'm here for it. Choose your constant wisely - your entire understanding of circular mathematics depends on it!

Tau Vs Pi: The Mathematical Civil War

Tau Vs Pi: The Mathematical Civil War
The mathematical equivalent of a civil war. Tau (τ) asserting dominance over Pi (π) is the nerdiest rebellion since someone decided the Oxford comma was optional. For the uninitiated, Tau equals 2π, making it the true circle constant according to some mathematicians. They argue Tau is more intuitive since it represents the ratio of a circle's circumference to its radius (not diameter). The "τ > π" movement is basically mathematicians getting worked up about something that changes absolutely nothing in your daily life. Unless you're baking circular pies, then it's serious business.

The Great Mathematical Civil War Of 2021

The Great Mathematical Civil War Of 2021
BEHOLD! The mathematical mayhem that breaks the internet! The equation "6÷2(1+2)=" has sparked more heated debates than whether Pluto is a planet! The correct answer is 9 (do parentheses first: 6÷2×3=9), but countless math-traumatized souls insist it's 1 (doing 2(3)=6 first, then 6÷6=1). It's PEMDAS pandemonium! The meme perfectly captures how a century-old mathematical convention can still cause people to absolutely lose their minds on social media. And they say math isn't exciting! *cackles maniacally while scribbling equations on windows*

The Sacred Symbol Sacrilege

The Sacred Symbol Sacrilege
Math students having a meltdown when statisticians casually use π as a variable is the academic equivalent of watching someone put pineapple on pizza! In pure mathematics, π is sacred—it's THE irrational constant (3.14159...) that represents the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. But those wild statisticians? They'll use π to represent any probability or proportion without batting an eye! The mathematical blasphemy! It's like watching someone use the Mona Lisa as a coaster!

The Mathematical Hierarchy Of Dominance

The Mathematical Hierarchy Of Dominance
The mathematical hierarchy has spoken! Tau enjoyers think they're so cool with their fancy "2π is more natural" argument, until they meet the r/mathmemes crowd. But everyone gets absolutely demolished by engineers who just want practical solutions. And at the top of the food chain? The absolute madlads using variables like "t" or "s" instead of "x" in calculus. The AUDACITY! 😂 It's like watching different species of math nerds in their natural habitat, fighting for dominance while the calculus rebels sit back with smug superiority.

Mathematicians In Notation Combat: Civil Addition vs. Multiplication Mayhem

Mathematicians In Notation Combat: Civil Addition vs. Multiplication Mayhem
The mathematical community: civilized and orderly when discussing addition (one universally accepted symbol), but complete chaos when it comes to multiplication notation. Nothing triggers mathematicians quite like notation wars! The top image shows a formal, dignified meeting with everyone in perfect agreement on A+B. Meanwhile, the bottom is pure anarchy with five different multiplication symbols (A·B, A*B, A×B, AB, A(B)) and everyone fighting like they're defending their PhD thesis. The real irony? Mathematicians who spend careers seeking elegant proofs can't agree on something as basic as how to write "times." And they wonder why students get confused...

Forget Zodiac Signs, Show Me Your Multiplication Symbol

Forget Zodiac Signs, Show Me Your Multiplication Symbol
Move over, astrology! The true personality test is how you write your multiplication symbols. Are you a clean-cut "×" enthusiast? Perhaps a minimalist dot person? Maybe you're the chaotic "∗" user who probably also writes your y's with weird loops. Or are you the parentheses monster who makes simple equations look like they're having an existential crisis? Your notation choice reveals more about your psyche than any horoscope ever could. Mathematicians have been silently judging you for years based on this alone.

When Reddit Argues Over Math

When Reddit Argues Over Math
Nothing ignites internet warfare quite like an ambiguous math expression! The equation "1+1×0" has spawned a bell curve of intelligence where both the lowest and highest IQ individuals confidently declare "It's 0!" while the average folks insist "It's 1!" This is the perfect illustration of the horseshoe theory of mathematical understanding—where people who never learned order of operations and people who overthink simple problems somehow reach the same wrong conclusion. Meanwhile, the 34% in the middle who remember PEMDAS from 5th grade are smugly correct but insufferably pedantic about it. And thus mathematics, which should be the most objective discipline, continues to cause more online bloodshed than politics and religion combined.

Why Do We Keep Getting Made Fun Of?

Why Do We Keep Getting Made Fun Of?
The eternal turf war between mathematicians and statisticians continues! This meme perfectly captures the hierarchy of statistical sins according to "pure" mathematicians. First level: "Statistics is not real maths" - the classic elitist view from theoretical mathematicians who look down on applied fields. Second level: "Statisticians sold their soul to work in finance" - even worse, they're using their powers for *gasp* money instead of pure academic pursuit! But the final boss that sends mathematicians into rage mode: "Probability for any event is 0.5, it either happens or it doesn't" - the statistical equivalent of nails on a chalkboard that makes anyone with even basic probability knowledge want to flip a table. There's a 100% chance this statement will trigger statisticians everywhere!