Kissing Number For Dimension N=2

The green rage monster is weeping because he can't remember the formula for a triangle's perimeter—which is hilariously simple: just add the three sides together! The commenters are making it worse by suggesting ridiculous formulas like "0.25 x 4 x perimeter" (which is just the perimeter) and "pi multiplied by radius of the triangle" (triangles don't even have radii!). The real tragedy? Even with gamma-irradiated super-brain, basic geometry remains his kryptonite. Guess smashing buildings is easier than passing 3rd grade math!

The ultimate scientific hot take! What this brave soul is saying is actually hilariously profound. Physics exists independently in nature, but humans invented mathematical language to make sense of it all. It's like discovering a wild animal and then creating elaborate diagrams to explain why it bites. The mathematical models we use—from Newton's equations to quantum field theory—are just human constructs trying desperately to approximate reality. Next time your professor says "according to this equation," remember we're all just making educated guesses at how the universe actually works. The real comedy is that our made-up math works so darn well!

Finally, a mathematical formula more elusive than the Riemann hypothesis – the probability of romantic interest. What we have here is Bayes' theorem masquerading as relationship advice. Turns out, calculating quantum field equations is still easier than figuring out if your crush likes you back. The denominator should include a term for "number of times you've rehearsed this conversation in the shower" divided by "actual courage to speak when the moment arrives." Trust me, I've been teaching probability for 30 years, and this equation still returns "undefined" for most grad students.

Every calculus student knows the feeling! You're cruising through integration formulas like a boss until suddenly... NATURAL LOGARITHM APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE! 😱 The meme perfectly captures that moment of mathematical whiplash when integrating 1/x gives you ln|x|. While other power rule integrals follow a predictable pattern, this sneaky logarithm breaks the sequence and haunts students' dreams! For the curious minds: this happens because the derivative of ln|x| is 1/x, making it the only function whose pattern doesn't follow the standard power rule formula. It's the mathematical equivalent of that one weird cousin at family reunions who refuses to follow traditions!

The peak of mathematical emergency response! When someone desperately asks for a doctor during a crisis, and a PhD in mathematics shows up, you know you're in for some calculated disappointment. Instead of medical intervention, our math doctor offers the most mathematically accurate solution to "my friend is dying" - simply subtract one from the population count. Pure mathematical precision with zero bedside manner. This is why STEM fields should probably include a "real-world application" course!

The ghost haunting mathematicians turns out to be... Stokes' Theorem in disguise! The meme brilliantly captures that moment when Fred pulls the mask off to reveal the villain isn't some scary ghost, but actually the Generalized Stokes' Theorem - the mathematical relationship that unifies all those intimidating vector calculus formulas on the whiteboard. Those scary-looking equations at the top? Just different manifestations of the same fundamental principle! The Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Green's Theorem, Divergence Theorem - they're all just Stokes wearing different masks. No wonder Velma looks shocked - all those hours studying different theorems when they were secretly the same thing all along! Math majors everywhere are feeling personally attacked right now. The ultimate plot twist that makes vector calculus professors cackle with glee while students question their entire existence.