That moment when geometry puns transcend spacetime. The fourth dimension isn't time as Einstein suggested—it's just a terrible pun! "Diagonal" (die-agonal) literally means crossing from corner to corner, but this kid weaponized it as "the fourth measurement" after length, width, and height. Even theoretical physicists would groan at this one. Somewhere in the multiverse, Einstein is facepalming so hard he's creating gravitational waves.