It's All Just Stokes' Theorem

The mathematical error on this shirt is giving me serious algorithm glitches! The correct quadratic formula is x = (-b ± √(b² - 4ac))/2a, but this shirt has "x = (-b ± √b² - 4ac)/2a" missing those crucial parentheses around the discriminant. Without them, you'd be taking the square root of b² only, then subtracting 4ac afterward — which would break every quadratic equation ever. It's like trying to debug code with syntax errors! No wonder Facebook's recommendation engine keeps showing me medieval farming equipment when I search for headphones.

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This is a classic case of someone trying to apply mathematical set theory to social concepts without understanding how logical implications actually work! The notation in the title (A ⊇ B ⇒ A ⊆ B) is mathematically incorrect - if A contains B (superset), it doesn't imply that A is contained in B (subset). That's like saying "if all squares are rectangles, then all rectangles are squares" - which is demonstrably false! The tweet confuses subset relationships with categorical statements. In set theory, "trans women are women" would be expressed as "trans women ⊆ women" (trans women are a subset of women), but that doesn't logically imply the reverse statement "women ⊆ trans women" (all women are trans women). The person clearly slept through their discrete mathematics class and now thinks they've made some profound logical discovery. Next time, bring coffee to those 8 AM math lectures!

The crushing disappointment of Squidward represents every math nerd who got excited about a movie called "Life of Pi" only to discover it's about a boy on a lifeboat with a tiger, not the fundamental mathematical constant that appears everywhere from circles to probability theory. The betrayal! The mathematical constant π (3.14159...) deserves its own feature film, complete with irrational plot twists that never end. Instead, mathematicians must return to their chalkboards, calculating circumferences in solitude while the general public enjoys tales of survival at sea.

The eternal struggle of variables! While the English language bullies letters like x, y, z, and q by rarely using them, mathematicians swoop in as unexpected heroes, giving these neglected symbols purpose and meaning. Those letters went from outcasts to superstars overnight! In the mathematical universe, x isn't just some rarely-used letter—it's the rockstar of unknowns, the celebrity of equations, the protagonist in every algebra story ever told. Talk about a glow-up for the underdog characters of the alphabet!

The mathematical horror show we never knew we needed! The top panel shows Mr. Incredible looking calm and collected at the proof that √2 is irrational—a standard math class trauma we've all recovered from. But the bottom panel? PURE TERROR at proving π is irrational! That skull is every math student who's glimpsed the 761-step nightmare that is the π proof. Even mathematicians run screaming from that one! Remember kids, some numbers just want to watch the world burn... and π is their evil overlord.