Infinity's Identity Crisis

The equation shows infinity minus infinity equals zero, and the pirate's conflicted response perfectly captures every mathematician's existential crisis. Technically, infinity isn't even a number—it's a concept representing unboundedness. Subtracting one infinity from another is mathematically indeterminate, like dividing by zero or trying to explain to your parents why you spent 8 years getting a PhD to end up with a salary lower than your high school friend who started a dog-walking business. The expression is what we call in technical terms: complete nonsense that would make Georg Cantor roll in his grave.