Definitely L'Hôpital's Rule

Ever thought our number system was too complicated? Welcome to Base 1, where everything is beautifully simple... and endlessly tedious! 🤣 In normal number systems like Base 10 (what we use daily) or Base 2 (binary), we have different digits. But in Base 1? You only get ONE digit: 1. That's it! So the number 7 becomes "1111111" - literally just counting 1s. And poor π? It's an infinite string of 1s that would take over 1.4 million digits just to start! This is basically the mathematical equivalent of trying to write a novel using only the letter 'A'. Technically possible, practically insane! Mathematicians call this "unary notation" - the most inefficient yet conceptually simple number system possible. And notice how zero is just... nothing? That's actually perfect - in Base 1, zero is represented by an empty string. Mind blown yet? 🤯

Oh sweet merciful mathematics! This isn't disproving the Four Color Theorem - it's an optical illusion that breaks your brain instead! 🧠💥 The Penrose triangle (or impossible triangle) appears to have three connected bars at right angles, but such an object cannot exist in three-dimensional Euclidean space. Your visual cortex is being bamboozled! Meanwhile, the Four Color Theorem is about map coloring - stating that any map can be colored using just four colors so no adjacent regions share the same color. Completely different mathematical realm! It's like comparing apples to... IMPOSSIBLE APPLES THAT CANNOT EXIST IN OUR DIMENSION! *maniacal laughter*

The mathematical chaos that unfolds when a mathematician dates an engineer is pure comedy gold! Our protagonist commits the cardinal sin of using "j" instead of "i" for imaginary numbers (electrical engineers' notation vs mathematicians') and skipping leading zeros in probability. But the real relationship test? Having a mathematical epiphany about integral notation during a hike. The mathematician realizes that if dx is an operator and integration is associative, then placement of dx shouldn't matter - a perfectly logical conclusion that apparently ruins date night. Engineers want things done the conventional way, mathematicians want to explore theoretical possibilities. This relationship was doomed from the start... or should I say, from the end of the integral.

When physicists get passionate about spacetime signatures. The Minkowski metric [+,-,-,-] versus [-,+,+,+] debate is the theoretical physics equivalent of tabs vs spaces. Some mathematicians would rather face eternal damnation than use the wrong convention. The signature determines whether time is positive and space is negative, or vice versa—a hill many physicists are prepared to die on. Next week: people who write Maxwell's equations without the constants.

Your 9-year-old cousin can't understand the area of a right triangle, while you're over here calculating it using calculus and integration. That's like using a nuclear reactor to toast bread. The formula is literally just (base × height) ÷ 2, but sure, let's derive the slope, create a function, and integrate it because why make math accessible when you can flex your calculus muscles? Next time try explaining "half a rectangle" instead of whatever mathematical flex this is. This is why kids think they "just aren't math people."

Future physics lectures just got a massive upgrade! Instead of boring diagrams, this professor is using the iconic "pointing Spider-Man" meme to explain Newton's Second Law (F=ma) and Lagrangian mechanics. Left side: force equals mass times acceleration. Right side: fancy differential equations that basically say "nature is efficient." Honestly, this is what education should be—complex physics explained through top-tier memes. Students probably remember this better than any textbook explanation! Whoever said you can't understand quantum mechanics through internet culture clearly hasn't seen this masterclass in modern pedagogy!