Been Doing This All Morning

So you just learned that derivatives distribute over addition and subtraction, and suddenly every problem becomes a nail for your shiny new hammer. The distributional derivative is a generalization that lets you take derivatives of functions that aren't even differentiable in the classical sense—basically math's way of saying "we can differentiate anything if we're creative enough about it." Now you're sitting there applying it to literally everything like you've unlocked god mode in calculus. Your coffee? Distributional derivative. Your breakfast? Distributional derivative. The existential dread of your research timeline? You guessed it—distributional derivative. The unhinged SpongeBob energy here perfectly captures that manic phase where you've just grasped a new mathematical tool and your brain won't let you think about anything else.