What It Feels Like To Include An Electrical Engineer In Your Project

The distinguished toad in Victorian attire has finally conquered the engineering gauntlet! The Fundamentals of Engineering exam—that sadistic rite of passage designed to crush souls and destroy weekends—has claimed countless victims, but not our amphibious friend. After 400 practice problems, 17 energy drinks, and what was probably a mental breakdown at 3 AM in the university library, this well-dressed croaker can now proudly announce his triumph with all the pomp and formality of someone who just survived academic hell. Engineers don't celebrate—they inform with great pleasure .

This is cable management nirvana! What we're seeing here is the engineering equivalent of Marie Kondo organizing your sock drawer. Those beautifully bundled cables are so satisfying they should come with a warning label: "May cause spontaneous happiness in engineers and anxiety in people who have their router cords tangled like spaghetti." The title "I Feel Like I Did A Good Job" is the understatement of the century! This is like Leonardo da Vinci saying "I doodled something nice" after painting the Mona Lisa. Whoever did this cabling deserves a Nobel Prize in the category of "Making Electricians Weep Tears of Joy." In a world where most of us hide our cable chaos behind furniture, this person has created infrastructure art that would make any IT professional want to frame it and hang it on their wall!

Choosing engineering just to understand math memes is like blasting yourself into a black hole to get a better Wi-Fi signal. Sure, you'll finally grasp those sweet differential equation jokes, but at what cost? 51 YEARS of your life spent calculating the tensile strength of beams when you could've just Googled "why math nerds laugh at π jokes." The academic equivalent of using a nuclear reactor to make toast. Worth it? Maybe. The memes are pretty good.

Semiconductor humor at its finest. Germanium was the original semiconductor material used in early transistors, doing the job adequately. Then silicon came along with better electrical properties, higher temperature tolerance, and cheaper manufacturing costs—essentially doing "exactly what I do, but better." Just like how my lab partner claims to have "improved" my experimental design after changing one variable and getting marginally better results. The semiconductor hierarchy is brutal.

Civil engineers have found their miracle drug! When your building refuses to stay upright, just prescribe a healthy dose of "Sum of Forces Equals Zero" and watch those pesky physics problems disappear. Side effects may include bridges that don't collapse, buildings that remain vertical, and the strange ability to bore everyone at parties with static equilibrium discussions. For best results, apply liberally to all structural calculations and avoid mixing with reality.

Physics professors love nothing more than dramatically retelling the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse like it's some ancient Sith legend. "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Galloping Gertie? I thought not. It's not a story the civil engineers would tell you." The bridge's spectacular undulating dance of death in 1940 is basically physics porn—a perfect example of resonance frequency gone wild. Engineers built a bridge, wind created periodic force matching the structure's natural frequency, and boom—instant classroom cautionary tale for the next century. Nothing makes a physics professor more gleefully sinister than showing that grainy black-and-white footage while students realize that yes, math can actually kill you.