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The Fraction Conversion Overkill
Math Engineering
6 days ago 3.6K views 0 shares
The Fraction Conversion Overkill
Congratulations on creating the world's most elaborate decimal-to-fraction conversion chart that could have been a simple browser bookmark. Nothing says "I trust my engineering instincts" like spending 30 minutes printing, laminating, and taping a reference sheet to your keyboard, only to realize Google exists. The commitment to analog solutions in a digital workspace is the scientific equivalent of bringing a protractor to calculate your Uber route.

Let Me Solve Your Dog Debate With Computational Fluid Dynamics
Engineering Physics Science
9 days ago 3.8K views 0 shares
Let Me Solve Your Dog Debate With Computational Fluid Dynamics
Engineers settling dog breed debates with computational fluid dynamics is peak nerd culture. Someone saw a meme calling pugs "genetic failures" and decided to run actual aerodynamic simulations to prove it scientifically. The borzoi's sleek 0.57 drag coefficient versus the pug's chunky 0.7 confirms what we all suspected—pugs were not designed for speed. Next time someone argues about dog breeds, just whip out your CFD analysis and watch them slowly back away.

The Thing I Love About Being An Engineer Is...
Engineering Science Tech
23 days ago 4.4K views 0 shares
The Thing I Love About Being An Engineer Is...
Engineers aren't satisfied with merely understanding the universe—they're itching to tinker with it! The look of pure inspiration when an engineer realizes "Hey, nobody's built a sun-destroying contraption yet? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!" is priceless. Forget solving climate change, they're ready to jump straight to cosmic destruction as their next weekend project. The best part? They're not even questioning if they should build it, just calculating how many parts they'll need to order online. Classic engineer brain—where "technically possible" always trumps "catastrophically unwise!"

What It Feels Like To Include An Electrical Engineer In Your Project
Engineering Tech Science
28 days ago 5.5K views 0 shares
What It Feels Like To Include An Electrical Engineer In Your Project
The eternal battle between perfectionism and practicality! Electrical engineers sobbing uncontrollably at the mere suggestion of using pre-made solutions while the rest of the engineering world casually drops in an Arduino and calls it a day. The electrical engineer's soul is physically wounded by the thought of not designing custom PCB boards from scratch—it's like suggesting a gourmet chef use instant ramen. Meanwhile, other engineers are living their best lives in plug-and-play paradise. This is why project timelines mysteriously triple whenever an EE joins the team!

The Engineer's Material Selection Flowchart
Engineering Materials Academia
28 days ago 5.1K views 0 shares
The Engineer's Material Selection Flowchart
The professor is halfway through saying "material" when the engineering student's hand is already hovering over the big blue "STEEL" button. Because why waste time considering aluminum, composites, or ceramics when you can just default to good ol' reliable steel? The eternal engineering shortcut - if it's not working, use steel. If it's too heavy, use less steel. If it breaks, use more steel. Materials science professors everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force.

The Glass Is Overengineered
Engineering Science
1 month ago 5.5K views 0 shares
The Glass Is Overengineered
Engineers don't just solve problems—they critique the problem itself! While philosophers debate optimism vs pessimism and mathematicians precisely quantify the situation, engineers cut straight to the efficiency: "This container is wildly overengineered for its contents." Classic engineering mindset that bypasses the philosophical debate entirely and focuses on practical design considerations. The safety helmet really sells it too—because no good engineering analysis happens without proper PPE!

The Most Scrutinized Worm In Scientific History
Biology Research Academia Science Lab-life
1 month ago 11.2K views 0 shares
The Most Scrutinized Worm In Scientific History
The microscopic worm C. elegans has no idea it's the most stalked organism in scientific history. With exactly 959 cells and a completely mapped genome, this poor transparent nematode can't take a single wiggle without some grad student documenting it for their dissertation. Meanwhile, computational biologists are over here building molecular simulations like they're playing The Sims: Worm Edition with RTX graphics turned all the way up. "Let's track every atom in this creature's body!" Sure, because that's totally necessary and not at all overkill for something that's basically a living tube with digestive juices.