Electronics Memes

Found the bug in the system. Literally. That's not a microchip, it's a copper wire hairdo that would make any electrical engineer have a heart attack. Someone's circuit board just became home to what appears to be Trump's toupee made of copper wiring. The resistance this creates is measured in both ohms and sighs of IT department despair.

Ever noticed how a simple transistor makes our biological circuitry look like dial-up internet? While our neurons crawl along at a measly 120 m/s with their action potentials, these smug little semiconductor chips are zipping electrons at near light speed. The irony is delicious—we created something that outperforms us in almost every metric except for one crucial detail: we're still the ones programming the malware! Nature spent billions of years evolving our fragile meat computers that can barely solve for x, while engineers whipped up computational behemoths in just decades. Next time you feel superior as a species, remember you're just a bag of water susceptible to paper cuts and existential dread, while your phone calculator doesn't even need to breathe.