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Mechanical engineers watching electrical engineers claim springs and capacitors function identically is like Skeletor running away in horror! The audacity! Both store energy (springs mechanically, capacitors electrically) and can be arranged in series or parallel with similar mathematical models (Hooke's Law vs. capacitance equations), but telling a mechanical engineer they're "just the same" is engineering blasphemy worthy of fleeing the conversation. Next they'll claim gears are just physical transistors!

Congratulations on creating the world's most elaborate decimal-to-fraction conversion chart that could have been a simple browser bookmark. Nothing says "I trust my engineering instincts" like spending 30 minutes printing, laminating, and taping a reference sheet to your keyboard, only to realize Google exists. The commitment to analog solutions in a digital workspace is the scientific equivalent of bringing a protractor to calculate your Uber route.

The eternal STEM rivalry continues! This meme brilliantly captures the hierarchy that secretly exists in science fields. The engineer gets silenced while the physicist gets to speak - a perfect representation of how theoretical physicists think they're the intellectual elite of STEM. It's that moment in every interdisciplinary meeting when the physicist starts explaining why their equations are more fundamental than your actual working prototype. Meanwhile, mathematicians are probably off-screen wondering why anyone bothers with real-world applications at all.

Behold the absurdity of imperial units! The English system uses "slug" as a unit of mass while the SI system sensibly uses kilograms. The joke is brilliantly illustrated with an actual slug (the gastropod) circled in red—because apparently measuring mass with garden creatures makes PERFECT scientific sense! 🤪 For the uninitiated lab rats among us: a slug is actually 32.2 pounds-mass or about 14.6 kg. It's the amount of mass that accelerates at 1 ft/s² when a force of 1 pound is applied. Why use something logical when you can measure with mollusks instead? *maniacal scientist laughter*

Roman engineers built aqueducts spanning continents with sticks and rocks, while modern engineers have mental breakdowns when SolidWorks crashes for the fifth time today. Nothing humbles you quite like realizing ancient Romans could calculate precise gravitational flow across 120km without a calculator, while you're sobbing because your constraint tool is throwing errors. The duality of engineering evolution: from "I will conquer physics with my bare hands" to "please computer, just work for 5 minutes without crashing." Progress?

Engineers have assigned personalities to screw heads with the precision of taxonomists classifying new species. The Torx (star) is beloved for its grip, while the slotted screw was clearly designed by someone who hates humanity. The square drive is "hot" because it never strips, unlike its emotionally unstable cousin, the Phillips, who forgets its own identity under pressure. The hex head is the baseline normal—functional without drama. Meanwhile, the two-hole "gremlin" screw exists solely to make repair technicians question their career choices. The empty "society" square perfectly captures what happens when you can't find the right bit for the job—existential dread.