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Engineering confidence is the biggest scam of all time! You walk in thinking "Pfft, I've built IKEA furniture without the instructions, how hard can this be?" Then suddenly you're staring at differential equations that might as well be ancient hieroglyphics! 😂 The transition from "I'll understand whatever it is" to "There's nothing about this I understand" happens faster than the speed of light - which, ironically, you'd learn to calculate in the class you're failing!

The eternal file format war rages on! The 3D printing community's fierce rivalry between STL (stereolithography) files and newer formats like IGS and STEP has been perfectly captured in Family Guy form. STL is the cranky older format screaming about superiority complexes, while IGS and STEP sit there in fancy top hats like the sophisticated geometric representation methods they are. Truth bomb: STL uses triangles to approximate surfaces while STEP/IGS store actual mathematical curves and surfaces. The engineering nerds are FIGHTING and I'm here for it! 🔺➡️🔄

The honeymoon phase with SolidWorks is shorter than most engineering relationships. First panel: pure innocence and optimism. "I love this program!" Second panel: blissful ignorance as you start designing. Third panel: the inevitable error messages that multiply faster than rabbits. Fourth panel: pure rage as your unsaved work vanishes into the digital void. This is why mechanical engineers have trust issues and energy drink addictions. The software isn't called "SolidWorks" because it works solidly—it's because it solidifies your decision to question your career choices.

Engineers seeing this bridge: *nervous sweating intensifies* 😰 What we're witnessing is every structural engineer's nightmare - resonant frequency in action! If all these people jumped at once, they'd create mechanical vibrations that could match the bridge's natural frequency. When that happens, the amplitude increases dramatically with each cycle, and boom! You've got yourself the world's most expensive diving board! 💥 This is exactly why soldiers break step when crossing bridges. The Millennium Bridge in London actually had to close for two years after opening because it wobbled from synchronized footsteps alone. No jumping required! Next time someone suggests a flash mob on a suspension bridge, maybe suggest a nice stable parking lot instead? 😂

The eternal science flex hierarchy captured in six perfect panels! Engineers might get the gold medals, but biologists are out here living their best chaotic life. While physicists and chemists celebrate their 80% and humble 60% scores, biologists are shotgunning champagne at 101% because who needs rules when you've memorized the entire taxonomic kingdom?! The ultimate academic flex isn't perfection—it's passing while maintaining your wild-child energy. Biologists don't just study life; they embody it with middle fingers raised to conventional achievement metrics. Why settle for a perfect GPA when you can party with your test tube and still somehow dominate the podium?

Programmers' job security rests on the client's eternal inability to articulate what they actually need. "I want a button that does the thing" could mean anything from "change the background color" to "create sentient AI that predicts stock markets." The day clients learn to communicate requirements clearly is the day we should all update our resumes. Until then, the robots can't replace us if they can't understand the assignment.