Planet Cleaners Vs Planet Polluters

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Planet Cleaners Vs Planet Polluters

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The ultimate career showdown! Environmental engineers sitting there with their reusable water bottles and composting bins thinking they're saving the world one recycled can at a time, while petroleum engineers are cackling all the way to the bank after designing yet another pipeline. It's like watching Captain Planet and the villain from Captain Planet both getting paychecks from different departments of the same company. Corporate Earth playing both sides so they always come out on top! The greatest irony of modern engineering – one group frantically building sandcastles while the other brings the tsunami.

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