Sum Of Forces Not Equal To Zero

Engineering brilliance at its finest! Someone took the 60cm measurement from the blueprint and literally welded it onto the metal frame! 😂 This is what happens when you follow instructions TOO literally. The difference between "measure 60cm" and "include a 60cm label on the final product" was clearly lost in translation. Next-level malicious compliance that would make any engineering professor simultaneously cry and laugh!

The dog has clearly been studying topology! This poor pup has been transformed into a mathematical curiosity - a non-orientable surface with only one side and one boundary component. Classic case of accidental 3D modeling gone wrong. The "Boss-Extrude" tool in the corner is the smoking gun - someone hit the wrong button and now Fido's been extruded into a living room sculpture that would make topologists weep with joy. Schrödinger had his cat, but engineers have their extruded dogs!

Engineers and physicists have been approximating π as 3 for generations, but this madlad just one-upped them with π = 4! The meme shows the classic "mathematician's nightmare" where repeatedly chopping corners off a square somehow preserves the perimeter while approaching a circle. Eventually reaching the punchline that π = 4. What's happening here is a beautiful example of why calculus professors drink heavily. The perimeter of a circle with diameter 1 is π, while a square with side length 1 has perimeter 4. This "proof" suggests they're equivalent, which would make Archimedes roll in his ancient grave. The trick? Each corner-cutting creates a jagged path that maintains the same length as the original square. No matter how many corners you remove, you're still tracing a path of length 4, not π. It's like claiming you can drive from New York to Boston in a straight line because you've smoothed out all the highway curves on your map.

The brutal hierarchy of physics revealed! Mechanics gets the sympathy card while mechanical engineers don't even register on the radar. It's like watching the academic food chain in action—pure physics looking down on its applied cousins with that perfect mix of pity and indifference. The theoretical vs. applied science rivalry continues, with theoretical physicists sitting at the cool kids' table while engineers are busy actually making things work. Mechanics is that middle child getting a condescending pat on the head while mechanical engineers are off building the real world, completely ignored by the ivory tower crowd.

The engineering lifecycle in human form! 🤣 The perfect specimen labeled "Design" represents the idealistic, muscular vision we start with. "Shop Drawings" maintains most of the muscle definition but shows slight compromises. Then BOOM—"As Built" reveals the spectacular reality after budget cuts, time constraints, and that pesky thing called physics intervened! It's the universal law of engineering entropy: what begins as a beautiful theoretical model inevitably transforms into something that just barely passes inspection. The second law of thermodynamics applies to project management too—disorder always increases!

Ever looked at power lines and thought "hmm, free electricity delivery service?" That's the energy in this meme! Someone's hilariously misinterpreting the "Broadband Internet" infrastructure plan as offering direct 400 kilovolt electrical service to homes. Spoiler alert: connecting your house directly to transmission lines would turn your living room into a spectacular light show... followed by a pile of ashes! High-voltage transmission lines carry electricity at 100,000+ volts specifically to AVOID sending that much power to your toaster. Your home gets a much safer 120/240 volts after multiple transformers step it down. But hey, who doesn't want to power their gaming PC with enough electricity to light up a small city? 😂