Literally One Of The Cleanest Energy (If Anyone's Left To Run It)

The scientific naming hierarchy in its natural habitat: Linguists: Meticulously crafting a standardized phonetic system for every conceivable language, including fictional Klingon and long-dead Sumerian. Very reasonable. Physicists/Engineers: "This revolutionary quantum computer? We're calling it... a device. That revolutionary fusion reactor? Also a device. The coffee maker I built that accidentally achieved cold fusion? You guessed it—device." Geologists: *grinding teeth* "Actually, we've decided the Earth's core is now 17% hotter and made of different elements than we thought last Tuesday. We'll probably change our minds again before your textbook finishes printing."

Nuclear power's redemption arc is the scientific equivalent of a bad boy makeover! For decades, nuclear reactors were the scary villains of the energy world—meltdowns! Radiation! Godzilla origins! But now that coal's getting the environmental side-eye for its carbon footprint, nuclear energy is strutting back into the spotlight like "Hello there, I've been clean energy all along!" The irony? Nuclear has always produced massive energy with minimal emissions, but needed coal to become the bigger baddie before anyone noticed. Talk about waiting for your moment to shine... radioactively!

Engineering gets cool shows about modern marvels and mythbusting. Physics gets cosmic explorations with Stephen Hawking and quantum mysteries. Meanwhile, mathematics—the foundation of both disciplines—gets... children's programming with fuzzy monsters teaching basic counting. Nothing says "respected field" like having your TV representation aimed at 5-year-olds. The real irony? Those engineers and physicists couldn't do their jobs without the advanced math they're conveniently forgetting about. But sure, let's reduce centuries of brilliant mathematical theory to singing puppets teaching "2 comes after 1."

The perfect intersection of computer science and doodling during class! This crude sketch shows the inner workings of a computer with the ALU (Arithmetic Logic Unit) and CPU labeled as stick figures surrounded by binary numbers (1, 0, 1) and a random "500" thrown in. The caption "i guess we doin bullshit now" perfectly captures that moment when your brain checks out during technical lectures and decides artistic expression is the only escape. It's basically what happens when your processor decides to run the "daydream.exe" program instead of paying attention to buffer overflow vulnerabilities.

Engineers don't fear death—they fear the Fundamentals of Engineering exam. Nothing quite like transforming from a confident STEM graduate into a quivering mass of anxiety after realizing those 110 questions might as well be written in hieroglyphics. The human body: capable of building skyscrapers and designing spacecraft, yet completely falls apart when faced with calculating the moment of inertia under time pressure. Nature's cruelest joke is that we can memorize Maxwell's equations but somehow forget our own names during the NCEES exam.

The ultimate electrical engineering showdown! This meme brilliantly plays on the "don't say you love the anime if you haven't read the manga" gatekeeping trope, but with a scientific twist. Modern Tesla (the company and its CEO) is the "anime" - the flashy, mainstream version everyone knows. Meanwhile, Nikola Tesla himself - the eccentric genius with his lightning coils and revolutionary AC power systems - is the original "manga" that true science nerds appreciate. The historical Tesla was basically creating lightning in his lab while modern Tesla is making electric cars. Both are electrifying in their own way, but only one was feeding pigeons and claiming to receive signals from Mars!