Smallest 3D Printed Noah's Ark

The eternal struggle of math students everywhere. Someone decided π = 5 today, and I guess we're just rolling with it. The actual value of π is approximately 3.14159, making this calculation off by... well, a lot. This is the mathematical equivalent of measuring ingredients with "vibes" instead of cups. No wonder engineers add safety factors to everything they build.

Ever wondered what's actually inside your computer's brain? Spoiler: it's just a fuzzy cat making binary decisions! The meme brilliantly captures how CPUs work—they're essentially just glorified collections of logic gates that process "if-else" conditions billions of times per second. That wide-eyed stare is exactly how your processor looks when you open 37 browser tabs at once. Next time your computer freezes, just picture this cat frantically trying to decide which logic path to take!

Content Quarantine @26.3301 Engineering students with no social life

Engineering's greatest soap opera unfolds in your toolbox daily. That Torx head—the "fan favorite"—gets all the glory while Phillips—literally designed to slip and strip—continues its reign of mechanical terrorism. Meanwhile, the hex "normal person" is just trying to hold things together while surrounded by chaos. Don't even get me started on that flower-shaped nightmare that appears exclusively on devices you need to fix at 2 AM with no compatible driver within 50 miles. The empty square? Classic engineering cliffhanger—they ran out of ways to torment humanity.

The pinnacle of desperate engineering: a kettle with PVC pipe legs. Someone's created the world's saddest robot while trying to avoid basic physics. Sure, heat rises, but that doesn't mean your kettle needs stilts and a motor to function. This is what happens when you give an engineering student a deadline, three random parts, and absolutely no supervision. The sad part? I've seen worse contraptions get research funding.

Scientists just casually injected photoresist into a living cell, zapped it with lasers, and sculpted a TINY ELEPHANT inside! 🐘 This is peak scientist energy - spending millions in grant money to create microscopic pachyderms. The process uses two-photon polymerization (fancy light-triggered 3D printing) to solidify only specific parts of the injected goo, leaving behind an elephant smaller than a dust mite! The cell is just sitting there like "I didn't consent to becoming an elephant sanctuary!" Meanwhile, some grad student is frantically writing in their lab notebook: "Day 347: Successfully created elephant. Still no cure for cancer." Next week: giraffe inside a bacterium! Science has officially reached its "because we can" era!