Nobody Will Ever Know What Happened There

Welcome to the wild world of geoengineering, where scientists are like "Hey, climate change is bad, so let's just... turn down the sun?" The meme shows the classic Charlie conspiracy board from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia , but with ACTUAL funded scientific projects that sound like they're straight out of a supervillain's diary! Dimming the sun? Injecting stuff into the stratosphere? Refreezing the Arctic? These are real proposals getting serious funding while regular scientists can't even get money for basic lab equipment! The scientific community is basically at the "desperate measures" stage of climate intervention, and honestly, who wouldn't be a little wild-eyed explaining these plans? Next up: giant space umbrella and trained penguins with ice-making backpacks!

The eternal engineering department rivalry captured in its natural habitat! 😂 Civil, Electrical, Computer, and Mechanical engineers are basically the four horsemen of the technical apocalypse - always at each other's throats about whose discipline is superior. The knife-wielding Mechanical engineer is ready to prove that physical solutions trump all, while the Computer engineer tries to keep the peace (probably suggesting they could solve this with an algorithm). Meanwhile, Electrical is about to throw hands because someone definitely insulted their circuit designs, and Civil is just standing there wondering why everyone's fighting when they could be building bridges - both literally and figuratively! The interdepartmental warfare continues while the dean cries in the corner...

The meme perfectly captures that chemical engineering student who learned the ideal gas law (PV=nRT) and now thinks it's the universal solution to every thermodynamic problem. Spoiler alert: using ideal gas equations near critical pressure is like trying to predict weather with a Magic 8-Ball. The ideal gas law assumes gases behave... well, ideally—which they absolutely don't at extreme conditions where molecules start getting clingy with each other. The dog's disappointed expression in the final panel is basically every professor watching students apply oversimplified models to complex systems. It's the thermodynamic equivalent of bringing a plastic spoon to dig the Suez Canal.

The laws of thermodynamics just had a nervous breakdown! This stick figure is proudly announcing their hydroelectric dam has achieved "Q>1" (producing more water than input), which is basically like saying "my downhill water slide somehow creates extra water." Impossibly efficient! Revolutionary! Complete nonsense! The "WAIT" at the end is that beautiful moment when reality crashes the perpetual motion party. Conservation of energy is sitting in the corner, tapping its foot impatiently, waiting for this presenter to realize they've accidentally claimed to have broken the fundamental laws of physics. Next up: square circles and dry water!

The classic engineering-physics rivalry strikes again. Our hopeful romantic just committed the cardinal sin of STEM dating - assuming engineers don't understand physics. In reality, engineering curricula are basically physics with extra steps and more student loans. That date ended faster than a free-falling object hitting terminal velocity.

The cognitive dissonance is radioactive! This meme highlights how humans happily inhale fossil fuel emissions dispersed throughout our atmosphere, yet freak out about nuclear waste that's literally sealed in Fort Knox-level containment systems buried deep underground. Fun fact: you'd get more radiation exposure from eating a banana than standing next to a properly stored nuclear waste container. The irrational fear of nuclear energy might just be the greatest scientific PR failure of the modern era – all while we're collectively fine with turning our atmosphere into a carbon dioxide storage unit. Talk about misplaced priorities!